More Dinosaurs That Will Haunt Your Dreams
Honestly? Thank god for the asteroid.
![More Dinosaurs That Will Haunt Your Dreams](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/7/0/7/738707_320x180.jpg?v=2)
Recently, we brought to your attention a bizarre dinosaur illustration that bore a striking resemblance to Larry David. It's a piece of speculative evolution from paleontologist Dougal Dixon, and we thought his fascinating book, The New Dinosaurs, warranted a deeper dive.
Dixon wanted to pick up where evolution left off when that pesky asteroid hit. He imagined how dinosaurs would have adapted over the millennia, and how they would interact with the geography of the modern world. Then he had a team of illustrators conjure these nightmare birds into our plane, and we can never forgive him for that.
Here are a few more of his abominations:
Dixon wanted to pick up where evolution left off when that pesky asteroid hit. He imagined how dinosaurs would have adapted over the millennia, and how they would interact with the geography of the modern world. Then he had a team of illustrators conjure these nightmare birds into our plane, and we can never forgive him for that.
Here are a few more of his abominations:
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![The Flurrit: screeching murder stork of the rainforest They can't fly so much as fall with aplomb. flurrit, although not allowing it tO fly aS 3 ptero](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/7/0/0/738700.jpg?v=2)
![The Wandle: Big Bird's horrid grandmother. evolved in total isolation. They are low in intelligence, are not adapted in any way for defence against pr](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/7/0/1/738701.jpg?v=2)
![Bone-headed... pugnacious... never migrated and barely evolved... gorge supports its own wildlife The most typical animal is the numbskull. one of the](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/7/0/5/738705.jpg?v=2)