A lot of celebrities wind up with different names than the ones they start with, and it's not always because Cruise sounds cooler than Mapother. A lot of times there's a truly interesting, if not juicy, story behind a famous person's stage name.

Props to burritomouth, whose name origins remain deeply shrouded, for coming up with this idea.

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