Cracked Archive - Tech
5 Awful Official Websites of People Who Should Know Better
When you have more money than you know what to do with, the least you can do is make a decent webpage.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- June 15, 2012
3 Reasons to Be Worried About the LinkedIn Breach
I strode confidently up to the shadiest guy I could see, and started asking questions, which is how I found out exactly why we should all be very concerned about LinkedIn getting hacked.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- June 15, 2012
4 Things You Shouldn't Do With the Internet
The Internet's great. You should use it for lots of things. It's also terrible. You shouldn't use it for the following things.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- June 08, 2012
5 Scientific Ways the Internet is Dividing Us
The Internet is turning us on each other. The worse news? It's not getting better any time soon.
- By Dennis Hong, J.F. Sargent
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- June 08, 2012
21 Tiny Changes That Would Ruin Great Websites
As people who spend too much of their life on Facebook will tell you, the slightest redesign can totally ruin even the most popular websites. We ruin some of your favorite sites with minor tweaks.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- June 08, 2012
11 Useful Products Too Embarrassing to Actually Use (Part 2)
There comes a point where making your life easier just isn't worth the humiliation.
- By Tracy V.
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- June 04, 2012
5 Great Ideas That the Internet Has Ruined
I'm going to tell you, unequivocally, what the five worst things on the Internet are. Because I looked them all in the eye and saw a wretched hole filled with human suffering where their soul should have been.
- By Ian Fortey
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- June 03, 2012
3 Kinds of People the Internet Accidentally Invented
The Internet is responsible for many, many jobs as well as many, many terribly people.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- May 25, 2012
28 Modern Technologies as Misunderstood by Old-Timey Sci-Fi
One of the hardest things to get over when watching old sci-fi movies is how badly they'd misunderstood where technology was headed. We asked you to show us what the people who made those movies might have envisions if given a basic description of some of our most popular modern technologies.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- May 25, 2012
5 Internet Annoyances That Are Way Older Than the Internet
We have a tendency to think that all of the annoyances that came with the Internet are also brand new to humanity. Surprise! They aren't.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok, M. Asher Cantrell
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- May 23, 2012
4 Insane Things Nobody Tells You About Riding a Motorcycle
Any idiot could figure this out. But I am no ordinary idiot.
- By Robert Brockway
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- May 23, 2012
The 9 Most Insane Vehicles That Are Street Legal
Even if you're not really into cars, everyone has a dream vehicle. Of course, the problem with getting too fanciful with your automotive dreams is that the really crazy stuff would never be street legal. Or would it?
- By Matt Machmuller
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- May 22, 2012
The 7 Creepiest Inventions Ever Patented For the Crotch
Psychopaths ran out of things to enpenis about two hundred years ago and have been inventing new ones ever since. Most of them make the Saw movies look like infomercials for personal massagers.
- By Luke McKinney
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- May 12, 2012
5 Recklessly Stupid Attempts at Human Flight (That Worked)
It turns out that early aviation was more a matter of slapping as many of whatever they had lying around the workshop together and getting a running start off the nearest cliff. The truly crazy part? Sometimes it actually worked.
- By Patrick Riordan, Mike Cooney
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- May 03, 2012
17 Awesome Technologies We Secretly Suspect They're Hiding
With new technological innovations hitting the market all the time, it's easy to forget about all the space age futuristic technology that crazy people assure us the government is keeping from us in a secret bunker in the desert somewhere.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- May 02, 2012
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