Cracked Archive - Tech


21 Facebook Features That Need to Exist

Whenever Facebook changes things, the Internet shuts down to complain. We asked you to show us some changes that would be worth it.


How Google Image Search Made Me a World-Famous Moron

I discovered recently that hundreds of websites all over the western world feature my face, pressed hard against the driver's side window of a Toyota Camry (Limited Edition), staring at a set of keys locked hopelessly inside.


The 7 Most Overused Words on the Internet

These words tell us everything we need to know about the commenter and let us skip the post, safe in the knowledge that we're proving our childhood lessons wrong and getting smarter by not reading something.


23 Modern Gadgets After the Apocalypse

Based on their guns, swords, archery equipment and modified catchers gear, survivors in post apocalyptic movies all seem to loot sporting goods stores first. Here's what we'll do with the stuff that will be left over once the last Dick's Sporting Goods has been cleaned out.


15 Famous Products Advertised to People Who Never Buy Them

Occasionally a product will decide to expand it's reach to a new demographic, and the results are almost always hilarious.


5 Ways the Modern World Makes You Extremely Easy to Stalk

Almost every advanced gadget we use presents another crack that a creepy or malicious person could pry open if they got the urge to stalk us.


6 Sci-Fi Technologies You'll Soon Have on Your Phone

Impressive new cellphone technologies are being developed each week, and there's no telling what wonderful procrastination possibilities our portable speak-boxes will have in a few years. Because we're telling you right now, some of this stuff borders on magic.


The 8 Creepiest Cases of Identity Theft of All Time

Identity theft is one of the most widely committed crimes in the world. Sometimes the crimes are so elaborate and the consequences are so strange and unpredictable that it almost makes us want to cancel all our credit cards.


4 Reasons to Not Take Embarrassing Pictures of Your Friends

It's not just Prince Harry or Michael Phelps. I've even seen this in person with my friends, on evenings when we've gathered for one of our regular naked drug roundtables.


14 Website Mergers We Wish Would Happen

Whether it's music or movie trailers, mash-ups tend to work better in the digital realm. We asked you to take that lesson to it's logical conclusion, and mash up entire websites.


The 5 Most Baffling Things About Pinterest: Explained

On Pinterest, people are free to share your pinned recipes, crafts, inspirational photos, etc. on their boards, and so on, at a rate of several billion times a second (probably). Got it? Okay, now here's where it gets weird.


The 5 Most Terrifying Sci-Fi Upgrades to Deadly Weapons

We do not necessarily approve of the use or even the manufacture of any of the following devices; we only feel a duty to alert you to their existence. Because they're insane.


The 9 Most Hilariously Irresponsible Old-Timey Weapons

It turns out that fighting real-life crime back in the day was more like a James Bond movie, if Q designed the weapons while drunk.


23 Website Warning Labels That Ought to Exist

We all know that the Internet is a dangerous place. We asked you to show us the labels that should be legally attached to our favorite websites.


6 Websites That Misunderstand Their Audience (Hilariously)

The most baffling websites to look at and realize: There's a person behind this.