5 Important Things That Are Scarily Easy To Break Into

These apps claim that they have several parameters in place that make them theft-proof. For instance, KeyMe requires several identification steps to be completed before they'll issue a replacement, the idea being that any burglar who uses the service will have created an extremely traceable paper trail (which sort of requires every victim of a burglary to be aware that KeyMe is a service that both exists and can be searched for such information). However, one Wired journalist managed to break into his friend's apartment with a quick snapshot of their key. He uploaded the picture into the app's cloud (because a cloud is super secure, of course), and within the hour, he had a new key 3D-printed at one of KeyMe's physical kiosks. But hey, at least these entrepreneurs were able to get their apps selling a service that literally no law-abiding citizen has ever needed up and running.

Some carried fake passes, while others assured security that they did have tickets but had merely forgotten them, and one couple up and waltzed past a barrier. However, Dee Thompson's balls were particularly steely. After sneaking into the 69th Academy Awards, Thompson wrote a "faith-based book" about his experience, claiming that he had prayed to be able to attend the awards and God made it His divine will for him to stand in the same room as Kate Winslet. He neglected to ask for a similar blessing of his writing talents, as his "book" amounted to little more than a flimsy pamphlet padded with the Oscars program.

The incompetence of the security became so embarrassing that in 2009, a crasher made a documentary about his experience and then allowed Oscars security guards to view his film to better learn how to protect the place. The next year, 19 people were arrested for faking their way into the event, which confirms that there is at least one documentary the Academy has watched in its entirety.

You would be right to assume a lot of this theft takes place in the virtual realm, but plenty of people have had the genius idea to walk right into actual hospital buildings and steal information. When two violent patients escaped a mental health institute, investigators discovered missing master keys, broken windows and a whole bunch of employees who seemed to spend more time thinking about lunch than proper security protocols. This terrifying lack of oversight extends itself to your private data. Many hospitals leave their private computers logged in and open for easy access. Even worse, in a dangerously misguided attempt to promote efficiency, multiple hospitals were found to have passwords written on doors and sticky notes plastered to computers. Although we understand they believed no normal human being would ever have been able to read a bunch of doctors' handwriting, this safeguard proved to be ineffective.

Luckily, the Hollywood Presbyterian Medical Center found a way around all these hacks: pen and paper. After suffering an attack that ransomed all of their data, the hospital continued to treat patients by keeping records the old-fashioned way with pen and paper, temporarily removing the potential for further virtual attacks. This was a fine work-around, but let's hope they don't continue down the path of retrospective medicine.

White supremacist groups have also been getting in on the action, using their training to take to the streets with guns and camouflage after the murder of Trayvon Martin in an attempt to discourage the "retaliations" they were sure would happen. They also sent ex-Army members dressed like soldiers to patrol the Mexican border, because if you're going to impersonate a soldier, you might as well be racist while doing it.

Meanwhile, military bases are so bad at keeping track of their stuff that any random joe could potentially swipe a full stash of devastating weaponry. Weapon thievery is such an issue that the military has had to contend with missing pistols, rifles, shotguns, and even freaking tanks. In 1995, a deranged man named Shawn Nelson commandeered a tank and rampaged through town, running down utility poles and cars before ultimately being shot by a terrified and confused police force. The army was planning to send someone after Nelson, but they couldn't seem to remember where they'd parked their other tanks.

Turns out, not so much. In 2009, a Government Accountability Office (GAO) sting revealed how incredibly easy it was to smuggle homemade bombs past a protective service that provides security for 9,000 federal buildings. Most depressingly, it often wasn't a case of outdated technology or even clever criminal tactics, but rather good old-fashioned worker incompetence. In many instances, the smugglers simply walked right into the building with the necessary supplies to build an entire goddamn bomb because security personnel weren't paying attention to their x-ray screens.

Unfortunately, these sobering results didn't do much to inspire tighter security protocols. Two years later, a bomb was carried into a federal building by an on-duty security guard, who discovered a suspicious package outside and brought it in to the lost and found. The bomb sat there next to forgotten umbrellas and sunglasses for three fucking weeks before someone decided to x-ray the abandoned package. The guard was understandably suspended and the building's security was retrained in the art of observation. Hopefully, they now possess the necessary skills to call an adult no more than a week after the next attempted bombing of a federal building.

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