"Unlike the 'You're Fired' tattoo on your shoulder, orange skin is totally reversible."
The reality is that it's technically a thing that could happen, but mostly to children. It's nothing to seriously worry about. Same for the people who are freaking the holy hell out over jewelry turning their skin green. It's nothing to panic over.
How To Make Body Parts Grow
All men on the internet have been offered a link that promises secrets to enlarge their fun-carrot. But eventually, those kinds of secrets require a credit card (we've heard). To find free help for enhancing your body parts -- and we do mean all body parts -- once again Yahoo Answers comes to the rescue.
It ain't all about dicks. Take that, Freud.
Most questions do revolve around the fun zones, but hint at a sad history in which the askers are clearly innocent folks who weren't taught what they need to know. Look, there are numerous critics of the way sex ed works in this country, and most of them tend to forget that sex ed isn't just about sex, but also about the numerous changes a person's body will go through in puberty. So when the system fails our minors, they have no choice but to turn to the sages from Yahoo Answers for their Q's about enlarging their boobs or penis.