Cracked Archive - Sex

Cracked Archive - Funny dating and sex jokes from Cracked.com, the best humor site on the web. Let's face it: Sex is funny, and the these jokes, videos, parodies and observations really nail it.

5 People Who Started Religions Just to Get Laid

Sometimes, joining a cult means finding yourself attached at the junk to a creepy weirdo who couldn't figure out a less shameless way to get laid.

Authors: By Eric Yosomono
Published: December 06, 2010
Comments: 678

The Beginning of a Very Confusing Adolescence [COMIC]

Kid's going to make for a terrible first boyfriend.

Authors: By Fatawesome .com
Published: December 05, 2010
Comments: 164

5 Reasons Women Are As Shallow As Men (According to Science)

Thanks to romantic comedies and crappy comedians, we know that men are crude, shallow boors that only care about sex, and women are weepy sensitive hippies that only care about poetry and what's on the inside.

Authors: By Christina H
Published: November 09, 2010
Comments: 1640

How to Really Solve The Problem of Teen Pregnancy [COMIC]

It's much simpler than you think.

Authors: By Scott Meyer
Published: November 03, 2010
Comments: 192

How to Refer to Someone's Life-Partner [COMIC]

There really is no non-awkard word for that.

Authors: By Scott Meyer
Published: October 23, 2010
Comments: 158

Snuggie Sutra: 10 Ways to Use Sleeves on a Blanket [CHART]

If you can suddenly reinvent keeping warm while getting cozy with a great novel, there's no reason you can't reinvent keeping warm while getting cozy with a great lover.

Authors: By Lex Friedman
Published: October 17, 2010
Comments: 93

The 6 Most Insane Sex Lives in the Animal Kingdom

No matter how nasty you like to get in your leather-studded Bone Chamber, there are multiple species of the animal kingdom who still put you to shame.

Authors: By Jim Yew
Published: October 10, 2010
Comments: 504

The 6 (Wrong) Questions Men Love to Ask About Women

A lot of times people honestly ask the wrong question without knowing it. Here are some I see guys continually asking about women, along with the question they should be asking if they actually want an answer.

Authors: By Christina H
Published: October 05, 2010
Comments: 3534

What Your Condom Choice Says About You [CHART]

If all condoms technically perform the same function--catching ejaculated semen and conveniently storing it for later use--then why are so many varieties available?

Authors: By The Association for the Betterment of Sex
Published: August 26, 2010
Comments: 348

Everyone's Dream is Someone Else's Nightmare [COMIC]

No matter how awesome the dream, it's all about perspective.

Authors: By Winston Rowntree
Published: August 15, 2010
Comments: 284

6 Scientific Reasons Breakups Suck Worse Than You Think

Yes, as if it's not bad enough that you're losing the one person who will remember to inform the singing waiters at Olive Garden that it's your birthday, it turns out that ending a relationship can actually have other awful, long-lasting effects on your life.

Authors: By Kathy Benjamin
Published: August 12, 2010
Comments: 769