Never disregard the power of an angry mother.
There's nothing technically illegal about getting paid to beat someone up with their permission, as long as you don't touch their gabbles.
Assphyxia had a client who tried to work himself like a butter churn in between visits to see her. His weapon of choice was the wooden handle of his bathroom plunger.
Asking a couple if they would be amenable to you joining them for sex is awkward at best, and I've found even getting them to include you in dinner plans can be a hassle.
I ache for you, Colby, and long to relive our time in the hayloft, and the potting shed, and the couch. I don't know why I mentioned the couch last.
The gods, repulsed by Indra's full-body menstruation, undid his curse by turning all of the vaginas into eyes, which gave Indra his official title as the Thousand-Eyed God.
Here's the reality: If you've paid for sex, there's a significant chance the person you were with was there against their will.
I'm not here to mock other people's tastes, because I can feel the judging eyes of my Daria Morgendorffer body pillow from across the room.
For totally not-personal reasons, we found ourselves talking to Amber, a licensed sex therapist. Here's what she told us about human sex in general
I have decided to put my very body on the line to help you, fellow jackers, determine just what is the best method of wanking.
Man, did I ever take one for the team on this article.
If you're reading this, then you have access to the Internet. Therefore, you've seen plenty of things which no mortal should ever see.
Mrs. Teachington's boobs flopped from side to side as she thanked Tommy for staying after class.
We recently had a chance to sit down with a pair of police officers -- John and Jane -- who carried out sting operations against street-level prostitutes in a large American city. Here's what we learned.
Sometimes front ways and back ways just aren't enough ways to do sex.