Cracked Archive - Sex
6 Erotic Tales About Politicians (That'll Destroy Your Mind)
Politics and sex go together like genitals and belt sanders -- horribly, yet morbidly fascinating for all those around you.
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- By Mark Hill
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133 12 Hilarious Failures At Sex Pill Package Design
Sometimes, when you're focusing all your energy on putting out a dubious 'sexual enhancement' product, you can't be bothered to design packaging that makes any kind of sense.
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- By Adam Wears
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25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)
Belarus: Where the men watch My Little Pony porn and the women watch anal.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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10 Sex Toys That Are Perfect For Ending Relationships
Sex furniture is the best way to tell your friends they aren't welcome.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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6 Hilarious Ways Porn Showed Up In Innocent Places
Warning: This article contains troubling euphemisms for penis and vagina.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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5 Hilarious Ways Women Got Revenge On Creepy Guys
Never disregard the power of an angry mother.
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- By Patrick Coyne
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6 Jaw-Dropping Sex Stories From Historical Myths
The gods, repulsed by Indra's full-body menstruation, undid his curse by turning all of the vaginas into eyes, which gave Indra his official title as the Thousand-Eyed God.
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- By Abraham Mireles, Laura H, Kelly Stanaway
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27 Sex Myths Too Many People Still Believe
What is it about our genitals that make us perpetuate the dumbest lies?
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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6 Perverted Sexual Fantasies People Passed Off As 'Art'
It's not up to us to say whether something is or isn't art ... unless of course you're talking about the following projects.
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- By Kyle Bondeson
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5 Reasons We're Having Big Problems Stopping Revenge Porn
Even though there are now laws to stop revenge porn and some websites have posted a zero-tolerance policy, there's still not much that can be done about it.
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- By Hillery Alley
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21 Jaw-Dropping Sex Stories (That Happen To Be True)
While everyone is talking about which celebrity is sticking a rodent up his ass, they're missing out on some awesome stuff that actually happened.
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- By AM Smiley
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The 17 Creepiest Sexual Subcultures Around the World
That quiet dude over in HR probably has regular romps with his wife that involve his genitals being kicked then set upon by ants.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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24 Shocking Statistics That Change How You View Sex
We thought we would celebrate the most romantic holiday of the year in the only way we know how: By coldly analyzing fascinating statistics pertaining to human mating habits.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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21 Sex Tips That Science Says Actually Work
Our readers dug through the B.S. to bring you facts about sex that science says are true.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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The 5 Most Important Things They Never Taught You in Sex Ed
There's an excellent chance that whatever you were taught about sex is either partially misleading or dangerously incorrect.
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- By Mimosa Thomas
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