Cracked Archive - Sex

My Fetish Is So Weird I Had To Invent A New Type Of Porn

This is the story of how one man built an erotic empire -- and what he lost in the process.

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Here's An Inside Look At The Therapists Who F#ck Clients

Let's talk about crippling sexual dysfunction, baby.

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Racism Makes People Horny: Confessions Of A Real Dominatrix

We talked to a dominatrix named Natasha to help us sort out the hows, whats, no seriously whats, and dear god whys of sexual fetishes.

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25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

Belarus: Where the men watch My Little Pony porn and the women watch anal.

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5 Realities Of Date Rape Many Women Already Know

Date rape is just one never-ending pit of B.S., and you need to know more about it.

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Sometimes There's No Sex: 5 Realities Of Making BBW Porn

There are different strokes for different folks, and nowhere is that more literally true than in our porn preferences.

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5 Hypothetical Questions About Sex (Answered For You)

Welcome to the demented world of teenage males.

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10 Sex Toys That Are Perfect For Ending Relationships

Sex furniture is the best way to tell your friends they aren't welcome.

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6 Hilarious Ways Porn Showed Up In Innocent Places

Warning: This article contains troubling euphemisms for penis and vagina.

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15 Game-Changers That Would Save Modern Dating

If anyone builds one of these apps, dibs on royalties.

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10 Sex Illustrations You Won't Believe Are On Wikipedia

Turns out Wikipedia is not as SFW as you would think.

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5 Ways Porn Is Bizarrely Racist Behind The Scenes

Despite videos all over the Internet feature people of different races gliding on top of each other, porn is actually shockingly racist.

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8 Patents That Prove Inventors Don't Understand Condoms

Given enough time, all awesome dick-related inventions will nut-slapped by inventors who don't know what they're doing.

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6 Realities Of Life When Your Fetish Is EXTREMELY Weird

No one really knows where fetishes come from. Especially ones involving self-burning genitals.

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