Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Hilarious Ways Women Got Revenge On Creepy Guys

Never disregard the power of an angry mother.

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I Am A Professional 'Submissive' Sex Worker: 6 Realities

There's nothing technically illegal about getting paid to beat someone up with their permission, as long as you don't touch their gabbles.

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5 Hard Truths About Butt Stuff (An In-Depth Investigation)

Assphyxia had a client who tried to work himself like a butter churn in between visits to see her. His weapon of choice was the wooden handle of his bathroom plunger.

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5 Reasons Threesomes Aren't As Awesome As You Think

Asking a couple if they would be amenable to you joining them for sex is awkward at best, and I've found even getting them to include you in dinner plans can be a hassle.

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Grandma's Letters To Her Mysterious Time-Traveling Lover

I ache for you, Colby, and long to relive our time in the hayloft, and the potting shed, and the couch. I don't know why I mentioned the couch last.

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6 Jaw-Dropping Sex Stories From Historical Myths

The gods, repulsed by Indra's full-body menstruation, undid his curse by turning all of the vaginas into eyes, which gave Indra his official title as the Thousand-Eyed God.

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5 Ugly Things You Learn As A Sex Slave In The Modern World

Here's the reality: If you've paid for sex, there's a significant chance the person you were with was there against their will.

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5 Super-Creepy Trends In Porn

I'm not here to mock other people's tastes, because I can feel the judging eyes of my Daria Morgendorffer body pillow from across the room.

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5 Things You Learn About Sex As A Sex Therapist

For totally not-personal reasons, we found ourselves talking to Amber, a licensed sex therapist. Here's what she told us about human sex in general

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The 4 Best Ways To Jerk Off (According To Science)

I have decided to put my very body on the line to help you, fellow jackers, determine just what is the best method of wanking.

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8 Seemingly Impossible Sex Positions Tested In Real Life

Man, did I ever take one for the team on this article.

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6 Sex Toys Straight Out Of Your Nightmares

If you're reading this, then you have access to the Internet. Therefore, you've seen plenty of things which no mortal should ever see.

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The Sex Scene That's So Hot, No One Else Would Publish It

Mrs. Teachington's boobs flopped from side to side as she thanked Tommy for staying after class.

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7 Things You Learn As A Cop Pretending To Be A Hooker

We recently had a chance to sit down with a pair of police officers -- John and Jane -- who carried out sting operations against street-level prostitutes in a large American city. Here's what we learned.

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5 Creepy Things People Say About Sex When Granted Anonymity

Sometimes front ways and back ways just aren't enough ways to do sex.

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