Cracked Archive - Sex
Here's An Inside Look At The Therapists Who F#ck Clients
Let's talk about crippling sexual dysfunction, baby.
- By Robert Evans
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- May 22, 2016
Racism Makes People Horny: Confessions Of A Real Dominatrix
We talked to a dominatrix named Natasha to help us sort out the hows, whats, no seriously whats, and dear god whys of sexual fetishes.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 15, 2016
25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)
Belarus: Where the men watch My Little Pony porn and the women watch anal.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- May 04, 2016
5 Realities Of Date Rape Many Women Already Know
Date rape is just one never-ending pit of B.S., and you need to know more about it.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- May 02, 2016
Sometimes There's No Sex: 5 Realities Of Making BBW Porn
There are different strokes for different folks, and nowhere is that more literally true than in our porn preferences.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
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- May 01, 2016
5 Hypothetical Questions About Sex (Answered For You)
Welcome to the demented world of teenage males.
- By Felix Clay
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- April 30, 2016
10 Sex Toys That Are Perfect For Ending Relationships
Sex furniture is the best way to tell your friends they aren't welcome.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- April 24, 2016
6 Hilarious Ways Porn Showed Up In Innocent Places
Warning: This article contains troubling euphemisms for penis and vagina.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 10, 2016
15 Game-Changers That Would Save Modern Dating
If anyone builds one of these apps, dibs on royalties.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- April 03, 2016
10 Sex Illustrations You Won't Believe Are On Wikipedia
Turns out Wikipedia is not as SFW as you would think.
- By Luke McKinney
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- March 25, 2016
5 Ways Porn Is Bizarrely Racist Behind The Scenes
Despite videos all over the Internet feature people of different races gliding on top of each other, porn is actually shockingly racist.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Dr. Mireille Miller-Young
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- March 20, 2016
8 Patents That Prove Inventors Don't Understand Condoms
Given enough time, all awesome dick-related inventions will nut-slapped by inventors who don't know what they're doing.
- By Luke McKinney
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- March 13, 2016
6 Realities Of Life When Your Fetish Is EXTREMELY Weird
No one really knows where fetishes come from. Especially ones involving self-burning genitals.
- By Amanda Mannen, Anonymous
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- March 13, 2016
5 Hilarious Ways Women Got Revenge On Creepy Guys
Never disregard the power of an angry mother.
- By Patrick Coyne
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- March 11, 2016
13 Images That Prove Anything Can Be Made Sexual
Heck yeah, we'd use landlines again.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 28, 2016
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