Valentine's Day is tomorrow (or not, depending on how long it takes you to read our content after publication), so we thought we would celebrate the most romantic holiday of the year in the only way we know how: By coldly analyzing fascinating statistics pertaining to human mating habits. We asked our readers to put together some factoids on the subject of sex, relationships and such and offered $200 for the best. So let's jump right in and turn you into a certified Internet sexpert:

Entry by CZM

87% of married men who read 50 Shades of Grey claim their sex lives improved. They reported more foreplay, more frequent sex, and more CRACKED.COM com

Interested in Mating Rituals?

One Cracked Fact's got you covered! From human scandals to weird animal stuff and so much more, One Cracked Fact delivers a new (not always sexy) story from our crazy world directly to your inbox every day. Sign up now!

Entry by CZM

Despite 90s sitcom tropes, studies show men like romance. Worldwide, more men than women complained their significant other wasn't romantic enough. CR

Want in on this?

We got nothing for you. Happy holidays, you filthy animals.

There are FIVE chances for you to win some cold, hard Internet dollars. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread. Or submit to all of them and increase your chances of becoming rich and famous. (Photoplasty winners gets 10,000 pennies, GIF winners get 15,000 and macro winners get 20,000!)

Forgot Password?