Judging by the fedora and the tiny chocolate dragon emblems, this is the only pill on the market exclusively meant to be used for angry masturbation. Either that or Jake and Elwood Blues are powerfully erotic figures in Russian culture.
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Hard Ten Days Is Woefully Inaccurate
In the business of selling genital superpower pills, it must be difficult not to embellish the effects of the final product. However, that's a risky strategy -- if you promise people endless orgasms, unlimited lubrication, and an erection that can chisel mountains, you best be able to deliver. With that in mind, here's Hard Ten Days.
Shining Trading Co.,Ltd.
This looks like easily the second most awkward board game to play with your parents.
Firstly, it's good that their product will improve kidney function. That'll certainly come in handy, what with the amount of water you'll be drinking to make sure you don't accidentally squirt out every drop of fluid from your body and wind up a dried-out husk. But wait, what's this?
via 007slim.com
So that's what the Beatles meant by "eight days a week."
180 hours? That's only seven and a half days. How are we supposed to enjoy a debilitating weeklong erection if you can't even deliver on the promise of your name, Hard Ten Days? That's unacceptable. We'll have to take our money elsewhere. Probably back to Big PENIS.
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