That's right. Further demonstrating their immense level of respect for both women and the sexual supplement industry, they took the time to Photoshop Ryan Gosling's beard off. Your move, intellectual property lawyers.
Sueper Sex Is A Time Bomb For Your Dick
If you were to stand before a Congressional hearing and declare that the best kind of broken English is the broken English found on dick pill boxes, Sueper Sex would be a varsity piece of corroborating evidence. Every bit of the indecipherable madness on its packaging could be used to defund any public school in the nation.
This is a kaleidoscope of blind, feral insanity, reading at a second-grade level.
Let's try to decode some of these messages. "Time delay release" clarifies that you won't be springboarding into devastating waves of fuck destruction as soon as the pills hit your tongue. However, "one becomes effective for man only" is a guarantee being delivered by a disembodied screaming head, which makes us uneasy.
Wait a minute ... is that Dwyane Wade?
Working for EA Games is a lot like taking time-release penis explosion pills.
Rock Har Sex Pill Promises To Help You Fuck Like A Men's Right Activist
Selling sex pills to the sexless sounds like a fool's errand, and yet here is a box of dick medicine with a picture of a guy from /r/theredpill on the front.
HongKong Tenshine Industrial Limited
Judging by the fedora and the tiny chocolate dragon emblems, this is the only pill on the market exclusively meant to be used for angry masturbation. Either that or Jake and Elwood Blues are powerfully erotic figures in Russian culture.
Hard Ten Days Is Woefully Inaccurate
In the business of selling genital superpower pills, it must be difficult not to embellish the effects of the final product. However, that's a risky strategy -- if you promise people endless orgasms, unlimited lubrication, and an erection that can chisel mountains, you best be able to deliver. With that in mind, here's Hard Ten Days.
Shining Trading Co.,Ltd.
This looks like easily the second most awkward board game to play with your parents.
Firstly, it's good that their product will improve kidney function. That'll certainly come in handy, what with the amount of water you'll be drinking to make sure you don't accidentally squirt out every drop of fluid from your body and wind up a dried-out husk. But wait, what's this?
So that's what the Beatles meant by "eight days a week."
180 hours? That's only seven and a half days. How are we supposed to enjoy a debilitating weeklong erection if you can't even deliver on the promise of your name, Hard Ten Days? That's unacceptable. We'll have to take our money elsewhere. Probably back to Big PENIS.
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