There's a ton of sexual tall tales out there, and most people try to pass off as fact. Though we aren't sure why -- while everyone is talking about which celebrity is sticking a rodent up his ass, they're missing out on some awesome stuff that actually happened.

But we're here to set the record straight. With the help of looner-turned-nun AuntieMeme, we present you some of the most insane and true sex stories history has to offer.

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