21 Jaw-Dropping Sex Stories (That Happen To Be True)
While everyone is talking about which celebrity is sticking a rodent up his ass, they're missing out on some awesome stuff that actually happened.
![21 Jaw-Dropping Sex Stories (That Happen To Be True)](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/3/6/382636.jpg?v=1)
There's a ton of sexual tall tales out there, and most people try to pass off as fact. Though we aren't sure why -- while everyone is talking about which celebrity is sticking a rodent up his ass, they're missing out on some awesome stuff that actually happened.
But we're here to set the record straight. With the help of looner-turned-nun AuntieMeme, we present you some of the most insane and true sex stories history has to offer.
![Wilt Chamberlain claimed he slept with a stadium full of women. The Forum, where the Lakers played when Wilt was on the team, seats 17,505, for basket](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/9/4/380694.jpg?v=1)
![Fidel Castro reportedly slept with 35, .000 women. For comparison, the Cuban Army numbered 38,000 as of 2005. According to an ex-Castro official named](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/5/4/380654.jpg?v=1)
![In 1973, when Yankee Stadium celebrated its 50th anniversary, the PR team sent around a questionnaire to players asking for their most memorable momen](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/7/2/380672.jpg?v=1)
![Dr. Carl van Cosel spent seven years sleeping with a corpse. She'd been a patient of his before she died, and after her death in 1933, he Elena, alive](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/9/0/380690.jpg?v=1)
![This is a Henry Hoover vaccum cleaner. In 2008, a security guard caught a Polish Henry contractor pleasuring himself with one in the break room of a S](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/8/8/380688.jpg?v=1)
![Nobel-winning physicist Erwin Schrodinger viewed marriage the same way he viewed cats in boxes. In a state of simultaneous existence and non-existence](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/8/4/380684.jpg?v=1)
![A South Dakota man spent 2006-2007 videotaping himself humping street signs. DO NOT DEAD ENT JUST D ONE WAY NE WA STOP Police found him lurking with h](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/8/6/380686.jpg?v=1)
![A Kansas sheriff and his wife made a sex tape, then returned it to the video store. It was 1986, when people rented video equipment from their local v](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/8/2/380682.jpg?v=1)
![In 1994, a guest at a Lakeland, Florida motel got his penis stuck in the pool filter. Even after staff turned off the pump, the swelling was so intens](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/8/0/380680.jpg?v=1)
![An Ohio man was arrested in 2008 for having sex with a picnic table. Specifically, it was the umbrella hole in the picnic table. He was caught on vide](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/7/6/380676.jpg?v=1)
![A Hong Kong man who decided to screw a park bench got 'stuck! I was one of those metal benches with holes in it, and when paramedics couldn't free his](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/7/8/380678.jpg?v=1)
![Chuck Negron's penis exploded. Negron, one of the vocalists from Three Dog Night, had So much sex that his dong became chafed and swollen. Ignoring hi](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/7/0/380670.jpg?v=1)
![Nero had a boy named Sporus castrated, then dressed him up as a bride and married him. Apparently Sporus bore an uncanny resemblanceto Nero's dead wif](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/6/8/380668.jpg?v=1)
![In 1991, a Pennsylvania machine shop worker tore his junk masturbating against a piece of machinery. He was rubbing himself against the drive belt whe](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/6/6/380666.jpg?v=1)
![Aviator SPiroi Charles of Lindbergh St:LOU had three secret families. Since he was one of the few globetrotters at the time, it was easy for him to ke](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/6/2/380662.jpg?v=1)
![Horace Greasley snuck out of a Nazi POW camp 3 times a week for 5 years, to get laid. He'd fallen for the daughter of an official from a different pri](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/6/0/380660.jpg?v=1)
![H.G. Wells kept a diary of all the women he slept with during his second marriage. He kept very detailed accounts, which is impressive considering the](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/5/8/380658.jpg?v=1)
![King Edward VII had a special chair made for sex. He was a big man with a sexual appetite to match, but he was worried about crushing his partners. Th](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/5/6/380656.jpg?v=1)
![Hans Christian Andersen was really into masturbation. We know this The because FAIRY he kept COMPLETE HANS STORIES an extensive CHRISTIAN TALES and CH](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/4/2/380642.jpg?v=1)
![Edward Smith says he's had sex with 1, ,000 cars. With. Not in. He's a mechaphile from Washington, and his current squeeze is a Beetle he calls Vanill](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/4/8/380648.jpg?v=1)
![Pope Benedict IX held orgies at the Vatican. Benedict inherited the Papacy as a teenager, and decided to use his wealth and moral authority to party a](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/4/6/380646.jpg?v=1)