We all know the internet is only good for two things: Editing Wikipedia pages to contain hideous lies and looking at free porn. But, as you're about to find out, it turns out people are abusing that second thing in weird and kind of hilarious ways.

What exactly are human beings looking for in their porn? Well ...

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