Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Ways Society Trains Men To Expect Sex From Women

This personality type wasn't created in a vacuum. Here's how it happens.

By Mark Hill
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December 10, 2017

5 Bad Sexual Decisions (And Why We Make Them)

Because we're so obsessed with sex as a species, it's no wonder that sometimes we just mess it up and go about attaining it in perplexing fashions.

By Ian Fortey
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December 08, 2017

Monkey Prostitution: 5 Insane, REAL Animal Sex Studies

Thanks to researchers' unceasing efforts to uncover the subtle mysteries behind animal-on-animal action, we've gotten some experiments which sound dangerously insane on paper, but actually yielded helpful information.

By Ian Fortey
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November 17, 2017

4 Sex Toys That Are Really, REALLY Bad Ideas

WARNING: This article is about sex stuff. Just go ahead and assume all links are not safe for work.

By Ian Fortey
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November 10, 2017

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20 Ways The World Is Pressuring Us To Harass Each Other

It’s a wonder any of us knows how to be a decent human being.

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By Cracked Plasticians
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November 02, 2017

5 'Spice Up Your Sex Life' Methods That Are Clearly Trolling

Some people will swear grapefruiting is awesome. These people are gross and not correct.

By Ian Fortey
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October 06, 2017

5 Super Creepy Sex Plots In Novels Meant For Teens

The future of this planet is going to have some truly unusual fetishes.

By Lydia Bugg
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September 20, 2017

4 Surprising Stories About Masturbation In The Workplace

Robert Pattinson got knuckle-deep in furious masturbation while on set.

By Ian Fortey
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September 08, 2017

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Magazine Sex And Relationship Tips That Are Just So Stupid

Apparently doing the deed and paying your bills go together like peas and carrots.

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By Cracked Plasticians
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September 04, 2017

5 Reasons Millennials Should Destroy The Concept Of Marriage

For millennials, it might make more sense to just stop getting married once and for all.

By Kathy Benjamin
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August 27, 2017

7 Demented Tales Of Rock Star Sex You Never Heard Before

Motley Crue had an unsavory relationship with Naugles' egg burritos.

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By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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August 13, 2017

4 Ways Ethics Were Thrown Out The Window In The Name Of Sex

It turns out there are a lot of grey areas when we're trying to decipher what may or may not be legal when it comes to our genitals.

By Ian Fortey
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July 21, 2017

5 Sex Toys Made By People Who Have Clearly Never Had Sex

Obligatory disclaimer: The following article is NSFW as balls.

By Pauli Poisuo
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July 15, 2017

My Wife And I Are Swingers: Here's What It's Actually Like

My wife and I are a typical heterosexual couple, but we have a dirty secret: we're swingers. No, not the dancing type. The type that has sex with other couples.