Cracked Archive - Sex
Amazon's Erotica Section Is The Dollar Store For Horniness
The human boner is a powerful thing.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 A Condom Shortage (And Baby Boom) May Be Looming
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- By Luis Prada
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The Renaissance Of 'Thicc' Might Be Upon Us
A thiccassance if you will.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Dating Sites Are Trying To Contain The Quarantined Singles In Your Area
Love in the time of Coronavirus
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- By Cedric Voets
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Polygamy Is Moving Towards Being Decriminalized In Utah (Forget Poly Husbands, Though)
Have you heard the good/bad/mixed news?
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- By Cedric Voets
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Kraft Macaroni And Cheese Is A Sexual Aid Now, Just In Time For Valentine's Day
No, this is not about someone sticking their dick in a bowl of mac & cheese
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- By Luis Prada
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Did You Vote Today? Don't Forget Your Complimentary Porno
Just you watch, this is going to be national policy by 2025.
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- By Luis Prada
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Area 51 Meme-Inspired Porn
We're guessing the aliens were very, very lonely in Area 51.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Rare Side Effects Of Sex That Are Pure Horror
You can get real unlucky getting lucky.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Ryan Menezes, Radha Shaw, Jayne WK
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4 Ways Your Grandparents' Dirty Movies Changed The World
There really was a time when people read porn magazines for the articles.
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- By Nathan Williams
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5 Crazy Dangers of Sex You Had No Idea Existed
Your body is a wonderland: a terrible, terrible wonderland.
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- By Adam Wears
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7 Demented Tales Of Rock Star Sex You Never Heard Before
Motley Crue had an unsavory relationship with Naugles' egg burritos.
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- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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5 Artists Who Turned Crazy Fetishes Into WTF Masterpieces
WARNING: Yelling 'but it's art' will probably not save you from being fired for reading this NSFW article during your lunch break.
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- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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6 Real Examples Of Sex Ed Gone Disastrously Awry
Warning: Though this article does contain themes of a sexual nature, most of it will prove difficult to masturbate to. Godspeed and good luck.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Ways Evolution Designed Your Body To Be Awesome At Sex
Our bodies seem to have either been designed by a dysfunctional committee or a very cruel prankster.
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- By Eamon Lahiri
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