Cracked Archive - Sex

Cracked Archive - Funny dating and sex jokes from Cracked.com, the best humor site on the web. Let's face it: Sex is funny, and the these jokes, videos, parodies and observations really nail it.

Area 51 Meme-Inspired Porn

We're guessing the aliens were very, very lonely in Area 51.

Authors: By Luis Prada
Published: September 24, 2019
Comments: 1

5 Rare Side Effects Of Sex That Are Pure Horror

You can get real unlucky getting lucky.

Authors: By E. Reid Ross, Ryan Menezes, Radha Shaw, Jayne WK
Published: August 04, 2019
Comments: 77

4 Ways Your Grandparents' Dirty Movies Changed The World

There really was a time when people read porn magazines for the articles.

Authors: By Nathan Williams
Published: March 23, 2019
Comments: 88

5 Crazy Dangers of Sex You Had No Idea Existed

Your body is a wonderland: a terrible, terrible wonderland.

Authors: By Adam Wears
Published: September 03, 2018
Comments: 72

7 Demented Tales Of Rock Star Sex You Never Heard Before

Motley Crue had an unsavory relationship with Naugles' egg burritos.

Authors: By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
Published: August 13, 2017
Comments: 138

5 Artists Who Turned Crazy Fetishes Into WTF Masterpieces

WARNING: Yelling 'but it's art' will probably not save you from being fired for reading this NSFW article during your lunch break.

Authors: By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
Published: March 05, 2017
Comments: 113

6 Real Examples Of Sex Ed Gone Disastrously Awry

Warning: Though this article does contain themes of a sexual nature, most of it will prove difficult to masturbate to. Godspeed and good luck.

Authors: By JM McNab
Published: January 22, 2017
Comments: 188

5 Ways Evolution Designed Your Body To Be Awesome At Sex

Our bodies seem to have either been designed by a dysfunctional committee or a very cruel prankster.

Authors: By Eamon Lahiri
Published: January 15, 2017
Comments: 254

7 X-Rated Traditions That Prove History Was Horny As F#@%

Men and women have been shamelessly horny lizards ever since the Stone Age.

Authors: By Marina Reimann
Published: August 28, 2016
Comments: 227

6 Hilarious X-Rated Artifacts From Early Computers

It was not that long ago that humanity had to resort to insanely elaborate or plain ridiculous methods just to do something as natural as looking at naked people in a computer screen.

Authors: By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
Published: August 21, 2016
Comments: 151

6 Erotic Tales About Politicians (That'll Destroy Your Mind)

Politics and sex go together like genitals and belt sanders -- horribly, yet morbidly fascinating for all those around you.

Authors: By Mark Hill
Published: August 07, 2016
Comments: 133

12 Hilarious Failures At Sex Pill Package Design

Sometimes, when you're focusing all your energy on putting out a dubious 'sexual enhancement' product, you can't be bothered to design packaging that makes any kind of sense.

Authors: By Adam Wears
Published: June 12, 2016
Comments: 181