Cracked Archive - Sex

7 Demented Tales Of Rock Star Sex You Never Heard Before

Motley Crue had an unsavory relationship with Naugles' egg burritos.


4 Ways Ethics Were Thrown Out The Window In The Name Of Sex

It turns out there are a lot of grey areas when we're trying to decipher what may or may not be legal when it comes to our genitals.


5 Sex Toys Made By People Who Have Clearly Never Had Sex

Obligatory disclaimer: The following article is NSFW as balls.


My Wife And I Are Swingers: Here's What It's Actually Like

My wife and I are a typical heterosexual couple, but we have a dirty secret: we're swingers. No, not the dancing type. The type that has sex with other couples.


Calm Down, Your Fetish Isn't All That Weird

My bag gets into some weird scenarios and maybe yours does too. So let's manage them.


5 Sex Stories That Will Change How You See Famous People

We like to think of ourselves as filling in the gaps of your history knowledge that schools refused to teach you. Particularly sex history.


5 Sex Inventions By People Who Clearly Haven't Had Sex

Are we a society of libidinous Icari, forever humping too close to the sun?


4 Things You'd Never Guess About The Opposite Sex's Crotch

The crotch holds many a mystery that you never even imagined.


Celeb Nudes And More: How The Internet Fosters Gross People

The internet has a curious ability to organize gross individuals into a functioning unit of weirdos who do objectionable things as a group.


The 4 Craziest Places People Keep Having Sex

Of all the activities one can enjoy in all the world, sex is easily a top 10 event.


4 Things That'll Ruin Any One-Night Stand Before It Starts

You can cause serious damage to your humpability by falling victim to any of this tomfoolery.


5 Artists Who Turned Crazy Fetishes Into WTF Masterpieces

WARNING: Yelling 'but it's art' will probably not save you from being fired for reading this NSFW article during your lunch break.


5 Surprising Things You Learn About Sex As A Hypnotist

We talked to an erotic hypnotist, and learned this isn't at all like those videos we watched on the internet.