Motley Crue had an unsavory relationship with Naugles' egg burritos.
It turns out there are a lot of grey areas when we're trying to decipher what may or may not be legal when it comes to our genitals.
Obligatory disclaimer: The following article is NSFW as balls.
My wife and I are a typical heterosexual couple, but we have a dirty secret: we're swingers. No, not the dancing type. The type that has sex with other couples.
We like to think of ourselves as filling in the gaps of your history knowledge that schools refused to teach you. Particularly sex history.
Are we a society of libidinous Icari, forever humping too close to the sun?
The crotch holds many a mystery that you never even imagined.
The internet has a curious ability to organize gross individuals into a functioning unit of weirdos who do objectionable things as a group.
You can cause serious damage to your humpability by falling victim to any of this tomfoolery.
WARNING: Yelling 'but it's art' will probably not save you from being fired for reading this NSFW article during your lunch break.
We talked to an erotic hypnotist, and learned this isn't at all like those videos we watched on the internet.