Cracked Archive - Sex
Sometimes when I sit in front of the fire in my smoking jacket, idly sipping Scotch and browsing through the latest issue of 'Sexy Sex Sexology on Sexual Sexiness,' it occurs to me that we, as a society, are totally overthinking boning.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- April 10, 2014
Maybe you didn't know it, but Amazon.com offers sex machines. Each is accompanied by a trove of hilariously terrible reviews.
- By Soren Bowie
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- March 26, 2014
The stereotype goes that when it comes to sex, men are as simple-minded as dogs. As someone with a few years' experience as a dominatrix and phone sex operator, I'm here to tell you that could not possibly be more wrong.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- March 11, 2014
Lots of products you thought were the exclusive domain of your down-there areas are in fact used in some surprisingly practical ways.
- By Veronica Dymond
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- March 01, 2014
The history of Valentine's Day is so screwy, it's amazing people even bother falling in love these days.
- By Brendan McGinley
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- February 13, 2014
Not everyone orgasms the same way. Some people have discovered bizarre new ways of orgasming that not only don't involve hands, but don't even involve genitals. Or, well, not exactly.
- By Felix Clay
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- February 01, 2014
How far are strangers willing to go for a potential sexual circus ride? There's only one way to find out!
- By Felix Clay
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- December 01, 2013
Let me take off these slacks and take you on a journey through all the sexual quagmires porn can't get you ready for.
- By Felix Clay
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- November 23, 2013
So often our reactions when faced with sexism only make things worse.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- November 15, 2013
Considering how obsessed people are with their junk, it is amazing how long it took humanity to finally figure out what it was all used for.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- November 12, 2013
I've been in love. I've been married. I'm getting divorced, and I've learned a few things I can share with you.
- By Gladstone
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- November 10, 2013
We've been saying it from day one: Your education is really miseducation.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- October 25, 2013
If everyone is wandering around just dying to commit, why is it that you're still alone, crying so much that ocean life could live in the soaked folds of your shirt?
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- October 15, 2013
There are so many ways to make yourself appear more alluring that may literally fall apart when the lights turn off.
- By Felix Clay
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- September 25, 2013
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