Sometimes when I sit in front of the fire in my smoking jacket, idly sipping Scotch and browsing through the latest issue of 'Sexy Sex Sexology on Sexual Sexiness,' it occurs to me that we, as a society, are totally overthinking boning.
Maybe you didn't know it, but Amazon.com offers sex machines. Each is accompanied by a trove of hilariously terrible reviews.
The stereotype goes that when it comes to sex, men are as simple-minded as dogs. As someone with a few years' experience as a dominatrix and phone sex operator, I'm here to tell you that could not possibly be more wrong.
Lots of products you thought were the exclusive domain of your down-there areas are in fact used in some surprisingly practical ways.
The history of Valentine's Day is so screwy, it's amazing people even bother falling in love these days.
How far are strangers willing to go for a potential sexual circus ride? There's only one way to find out!
So often our reactions when faced with sexism only make things worse.
I've been in love. I've been married. I'm getting divorced, and I've learned a few things I can share with you.
We've been saying it from day one: Your education is really miseducation.
If everyone is wandering around just dying to commit, why is it that you're still alone, crying so much that ocean life could live in the soaked folds of your shirt?
There are so many ways to make yourself appear more alluring that may literally fall apart when the lights turn off.