Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Truths About Sexual Fetishes (A Dominatrix's Perspective)

The stereotype goes that when it comes to sex, men are as simple-minded as dogs. As someone with a few years' experience as a dominatrix and phone sex operator, I'm here to tell you that could not possibly be more wrong.


5 Weird but Effective Alternate Uses for Sex Products

Lots of products you thought were the exclusive domain of your down-there areas are in fact used in some surprisingly practical ways.


5 Sketchy Facts You Didn't Know About Valentine's Day

The history of Valentine's Day is so screwy, it's amazing people even bother falling in love these days.


The 5 Craziest Things That Give People an Orgasm

Not everyone orgasms the same way. Some people have discovered bizarre new ways of orgasming that not only don't involve hands, but don't even involve genitals. Or, well, not exactly.


3 Craigslist Ads That Will Shake Your Faith in Humanity

How far are strangers willing to go for a potential sexual circus ride? There's only one way to find out!


The 5 Parts of Sex Porn Doesn't Prepare You For

Let me take off these slacks and take you on a journey through all the sexual quagmires porn can't get you ready for.


5 Responses to Sexism That Just Make Everything Worse

So often our reactions when faced with sexism only make things worse.


6 Insane Sex Myths People Used to Teach as Facts

Considering how obsessed people are with their junk, it is amazing how long it took humanity to finally figure out what it was all used for.


The 4 Worst Things We Do Immediately After Falling in Love

I've been in love. I've been married. I'm getting divorced, and I've learned a few things I can share with you.


4 Ways Your Education Was a Conspiracy to Make You Bored

We've been saying it from day one: Your education is really miseducation.


5 Ways You Sabotage Your Love Life (Explained by Science)

If everyone is wandering around just dying to commit, why is it that you're still alone, crying so much that ocean life could live in the soaked folds of your shirt?


5 Deceptive Ways to Make Yourself Hotter (Temporarily)

There are so many ways to make yourself appear more alluring that may literally fall apart when the lights turn off.


4 Ways to Have More Sex Right Now! Today!

Fellas! You want your genitals to party with other nicer and altogether different genitals? Here's all you need to know!


4 Hilarious Things I Learned About Orgies (By Going to One)

I went to an orgy for the purposes of writing a comedy article.