Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Truths About Sexual Fetishes (A Dominatrix's Perspective)

The stereotype goes that when it comes to sex, men are as simple-minded as dogs. As someone with a few years' experience as a dominatrix and phone sex operator, I'm here to tell you that could not possibly be more wrong.

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By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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March 11, 2014

5 Weird but Effective Alternate Uses for Sex Products

Lots of products you thought were the exclusive domain of your down-there areas are in fact used in some surprisingly practical ways.

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By Veronica Dymond
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March 01, 2014

5 Sketchy Facts You Didn't Know About Valentine's Day

The history of Valentine's Day is so screwy, it's amazing people even bother falling in love these days.

By Brendan McGinley
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February 13, 2014

The 5 Craziest Things That Give People an Orgasm

Not everyone orgasms the same way. Some people have discovered bizarre new ways of orgasming that not only don't involve hands, but don't even involve genitals. Or, well, not exactly.

By Felix Clay
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February 01, 2014

The 7 Most Preposterous Sexual Positions People Claim to Use

By Felix Clay
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December 14, 2013

3 Craigslist Ads That Will Shake Your Faith in Humanity

How far are strangers willing to go for a potential sexual circus ride? There's only one way to find out!

By Felix Clay
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December 01, 2013

The 5 Parts of Sex Porn Doesn't Prepare You For

Let me take off these slacks and take you on a journey through all the sexual quagmires porn can't get you ready for.

By Felix Clay
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November 23, 2013

5 Responses to Sexism That Just Make Everything Worse

So often our reactions when faced with sexism only make things worse.

By Winston Rowntree
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November 15, 2013

6 Insane Sex Myths People Used to Teach as Facts

Considering how obsessed people are with their junk, it is amazing how long it took humanity to finally figure out what it was all used for.

By Kathy Benjamin
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November 12, 2013

The 4 Worst Things We Do Immediately After Falling in Love

I've been in love. I've been married. I'm getting divorced, and I've learned a few things I can share with you.

By Gladstone
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November 10, 2013

4 Ways Your Education Was a Conspiracy to Make You Bored

We've been saying it from day one: Your education is really miseducation.

By Daniel O'Brien
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October 25, 2013

5 Ways You Sabotage Your Love Life (Explained by Science)

If everyone is wandering around just dying to commit, why is it that you're still alone, crying so much that ocean life could live in the soaked folds of your shirt?