Mel Brooks and Sharon Stone have both been quoted as saying that "Sex is like pizza. Even if it's done bad, it's still good." But is that really true all the time? And are there other ways that sex is like pizza? More importantly, what are the nine worst possible ways that you could possibly respond to such a sexual innuendo. We've asked our team of highly trained stock photo models to explore the studio space on this highly important question ...

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