If 9 Stars Had Lived (Long Enough To Embarrass Themselves)

"Yoko had 8754 stab wounds to face" That was probably one of the funniest thing I've seen, and the Cobain one was epic.

8/18/2009 4:20:24 PM

axes

And seriously, fans of ALL the people, get over yourselfs. Poking a little fun at the dead isn't an atrocity. And just because your "idol" got in here, doesn't mean they are automatically immune to a joke. I LOVE Kurt, and I really enjoy that the author thought Kurt was WORTH mentioning in this article. And, one last thing, seriously, this website isn't very well known for caring wether or not you get very offended. Sure, they won't go very far, but they still are comedy, and eventually, you have to suck it up and acept that comedy is comedy, and not to be taken very seriously.

7/13/2009 5:16:29 PM

Zezmak

Could've used Dimebag in there. Other than that, hilarious.

7/13/2009 4:58:47 PM

Zezmak

Diana wasnt that great. why do people think shes so special?

6/19/2009 9:06:34 AM

AM9393

lol some of these are great, no ALL of these are. love the john lennon and elvis ones...

6/9/2009 3:05:02 AM

demonhunter15

Good old Cracked stuffs. Here are more fun videos, "Week's Most Hilarious Videos 6/1" http://tv1.com/playlists/430

6/6/2009 4:33:46 PM

sky_slasher

"8754 stab wounds to the face" hahahaha thats so good, 8754 thumbs up for that one. Also Princess Di's tattoo, great addition. The Cobain was just funny and oddly cute. And the last one is just plain old laughing ones ass off material.

6/3/2009 5:38:32 AM

Superstar2559

I lived in Notting Hill Gate for a couple of years. What a perfect place for John and Yoko to return to after getting kicked out of the Dakota. What an ideal place to have a 'confrontation!"

6/2/2009 9:16:14 AM

davidw.osedach

He got the diet coke because he's trying to watch his girlish figure...

5/29/2009 12:44:10 PM

icy

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5/29/2009 8:39:42 AM

Shirleyxx

The Princess Di one had me howling! Never did rate her to be honest. It takes more than cuddling a few Cambodian spastics in a mine field to impress me love!

5/29/2009 7:06:08 AM

x_The_Jester_x

Am I the only person who thinks Elvis looks like a boomer from left 4 dead in the last picture?

5/29/2009 5:12:06 AM

Pootah

I think all the people who think it's in poor taste to make jokes about Diana 15 years after she died should just f**k off. There, I said it. She DIED. Get over it.

5/29/2009 4:58:03 AM

Al-literati-on

I love the guy who can't see that Yoko is funny and how you might want to stab her in the face 8763 times if you were around her that long. What kind of wife gives you an assistant to screw while you're split up? I very very weird one. It's great you like her, but at least respect that the rest of the world thinks she's a screeching terror.

5/29/2009 12:35:20 AM

rrpostal

I love a lot of those dead dudes, especially Cobain and Lennon. (after all, isn't "Rape me" like "Imagine take 2"? To me it is. But I might be wrong); but I don't feel they don't deserve to be joked at. It's our way of loving them, damnit!

Oh and yes. I also loved that Cobain liked the gender-confused Vader. That is really in characte, nice touch.

5/28/2009 11:27:55 PM

colonelkurtz

The princess di one wasn't in poor taste - the whole theme is what would happen if they weren't dead, so you'll have to use a bit of imagination here and imagine shes not dead, thats what a (very rad) newspaper would likely read, I'm sure.

5/28/2009 11:24:13 PM

NeoValour

@Gaijin1862: I actually thought that the lady Di one was the most clever one of that list. It doesn't offend the princess, only shows what the newspaper would be writing about her. They only got off her feet because she died... although I think that the newspaper most appropriated for this would be "The Sun" :)

5/28/2009 11:16:57 PM

cruz99

@RacingStripes: Amen, good man, amen. I'm of the opinion that no departed soul should ever be exempt from some good clean jesting.

5/28/2009 10:01:27 PM

Nerivis

Absolutely hilarious. Except the one about Princess Di, that was in incredibly poor taste.

5/28/2009 9:51:17 PM

Gaijin1862

These made me laugh and sad at the same time. Namely the one with Kurt Cobain, John Lennon, and James Dean.

5/28/2009 9:11:42 PM

nyarly