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Everybody dies. That's no secret. Even you, you're going to die some day. Accept it. Once you accept it, write a bizarrely specific song that details how exactly you're going to die, live up to your prediction and voila! You'll be an entry in a Cracked article, just like these guys. #6.
Richie Rich feat. Tupac - "Niggas Done Changed"
Let's just get it out of the way: Nobody knows who the hell Richie Rich is. According to the lyrics of this song, he's got a hand full of game. For all we know, that is still true. Maybe even a sack full of game by now. We don't care. The real star of this tune, featured on the Seasoned Veteran album, is Tupac Shakur. His verse on "Niggas Done Changed" is the stuff that conspiracy theories are made of.
Unfortunate Lyrics: "I been shot and murdered, can tell you how it happened word for word,
What Happened Next: Pac was shot and murdered, just like he said. The shooting happened on the strip in Vegas after a Mike Tyson fight. Obviously, at a time like that not many people were around, so nobody saw the shooter and the case remains unsolved. Unsolved for most people anyway. Some others are convinced they know exactly what happened. Tupac faked his own death! The logic went as follows: Since Italian philosopher Niccolo Machiavelli advocated faking one's own death, and Tupac used Makaveli as a stage name, then he must still be alive. That's shaky reasoning, even before you take into account that the real Machiavelli didn't actually say much of anything about faking your own death.
But when "Niggas Done Changed" was released less than two months following Tupac's death, the "Pac's Still Alive" movement was off and running, and it hasn't let up since. Group psychology experts contacted by Cracked attribute the movement's seeming refusal to die (sorry) to the fact that Tupac Shakur has released at least seventy-three studio albums since his death and also to the fact that he's totally alive, y'all. #5.
Lynyrd Skynyrd - "That Smell"
Have you ever put a curse on somebody? Like if you came home and found that your roommate ate your leftover Chinese food and you got pissed and told them you hoped it gave them explosive diarrhea and then it actually did and you felt really bad because you didn't realize your own powers? Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell" is kind of like that. Except substitute "diarrhea" with "horrible plane crash" (although with a title like "That Smell" it totally could have gone either way).
The song was written to express lead singer Ronnie Van Zant's disappointment with the lifestyle lead and rhythm guitarist Gary Rossington was leading, as his drug and alcohol problems had started to negatively affect the band. After a verse poking fun at a recent alcohol-fueled car accident Rossington had, Van Zant starts pouring on the ominous. Unfortunate Lyrics: "Say you'll be alright come tomorrow, but tomorrow might not be here for you."
What Happened Next: On October 20, 1977, just three days after the release of the now unfortunately titled Street Survivors, the plane Lynyrd Skynyrd was traveling in crashed in a forest near Gillsburg, Mississippi. The line "the smell of death surrounds you" took on a whole new ugly meaning after Rossington survived but three bandmates, including Van Zant, perished. As if the song and the album title weren't enough, thanks to the plane crash, Street Survivors now had, quite possibly, the most inappropriate album cover ever.
Yes, that's the band and, yes, they are on fire. In the wake of the plane crash, original copies of the album were recalled and replaced with a cover image of the band standing against the completely non-depressing black background. Of course, the fire cover was restored for the deluxe CD reissue of the album in 2008. Like almost every other crime, there is a statute of limitations on bad taste. Apparently, it's 30 years. #4.
Jeff Buckley - "Dream Brother"
Jeff Buckley's "Dream Brother" is said to have been written about a friend who was about to leave his girlfriend and child. In the song, he warns of the sadness to be had by following in the footsteps of Buckley's father, Tim Buckley. The elder Buckley was a promising young musician who had his career cut short by an accidental heroin overdose. He also walked out on Jeff and his mother shortly after Jeff was born. It's that last part Buckley is singing about, but he probably should have considered penning a few lines to himself regarding the "musician gone too soon" part. Or, did he? Unfortunate Lyrics: "The dark angel he is shuffling in."
What Happened Next: We've never given relationship advice to a friend that involved any mention of a "dark angel shuffling in," so we're not sure how that first line would apply to a dude leaving his girlfriend, though we will concede that the second one fits. But the third? "Asleep in the sand with the ocean washing over," well, that's just pretty fucking creepy. Less than three years after the release of "Dream Brother" Buckley died. By drowning. This leads us to an obvious question: "Hey, Jeff Buckley, how about taking your own advice?" We're guessing the reply would be something like, "Hey, leave me alone you assholes, I'm dead." |
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Choked on Vomit, gon' ride Haley's Comet? Sounds like something Jimi'd say.
Kornflayx's is pretty good too.
Jeff Buckley - so real
also predicts his death in a strange way
'And I couldn't awake from the nightmare
That sucked me in
And pulled me under'
Choked on vomit, Wallace and Gromit.
He also predicted how he would look just as he was about to die in the Thriller Vid, when he got made up as a zombie
Michael Jackson- Thriller...........And though you fight to stay alive....your body starts to shiver......For no mere mortal can resist........the evil of the THRILLER........... Rust In Peace M.J
"Leaving on a Jet Plane" is a song written BY Cass Elliot FOR John Denver in 1967.
@mel0 Nope, but it rained for the next 11 days straight after.
It would be really creepy if it was raining the day Layne Staley died, April 5, 2002 (he was found April 19) Seattle, Washington. Anyone know?
Also besides "Rain When I Die" he wrote just the song "Died"
"Ask around to find out where the junkies applied
You just up and left me on this rock all alone."
In his final interview Lennon told RKO Radio that he felt he could go out anywhere in New York City and feel safe. They asked him a question about his work, he replied, 'I've always considered my work one piece and I consider that my work won't be finished until I am dead and buried and I hope that's a long, long time.' That interview was the morning of December 8th, 1980. The day he was killed.
1960 while he was a Beatle, Lennon was asked how he might die. He replied, "I'll probably be popped off by some loony.
Tell me thats not creepy.
Coming from the guy who uses ur, gna, and dnt. Take your own advice idiot
its KURT COBAIN if ur gna submit an opinion dnt look like a dumbass by not knowing who ur talking about......
you want to know whos a lier? Kert Covain in his lyrics he said that he didnt have a gun hence the lyrics "and no i dont have a gun." however shortly after the song was released what did he do? he blew his f*****g brains out! who doesnt have a gun now KC who doesnt have a gun?
Biggy also predicted his death in several of his songs, most notably in this verse from "Everyday Struggle:"
"See who got smoked, what rumors was spread
Last I heard I was dead, with six to the head"
Not sure if he actually managed to catch six of his assailants' bullets in the cranium but the point is there.
Yeah, Tupac is still alive. He's pouring coffee with Michael Jackson and Elvis at a Dunkin Donuts in Kalamzoo Michigan.
there is a nazi band called: NORDIC THUNDER. they have a song called "gun control" in which the lead singer, Joe Rowan, sings in the chorus: "Fear a government that fears your gun/ when you're unarmed you can only run/preparation decides your fate/when your rights are abolished for the good of the state/."
after doing a concert in Wisconsin, Joe and his boys decided to start a fight with some black kids. They beat up the black kids. Later the kids returned, armed and proceeded to blow poor Joe away. Its too bad the government disallowed Joe to carry his gun, that way he could have been prepared... everybody knows that preparation decides your fate...
Danny H
I'm sad to see John Denver is not on this list. After all, he did write "Leaving on a Jet Plane" and that's exactly how he died in 1997.
Mad Season was a band with Lane Staley as lead singer, in the song wake up he sang Slow Suicide's no way to go. I believe it was a reference to his drug use, which he eventually died from.
Wake up young man, it's time to wake up
Your love affair has got to go
For 10 long years, for 10 long years
The leaves to rake up
Slow suicide's no way to go, oh
Blue, clouded grey
You're not a crack up
Dizzy and weakened by the haze
Moving onward
So an infection not a phase
Yeah, oh
The cracks and lines from where you gave up
They make an easy man to read, oh
For all the times you let them bleed you
For a little peace from God you plead, and beg
For a little peace from God you plead
Ahhaahh, Yeah, Ahhaahh, Yeah, Ahhaahh, Yeah
Wake up young man, wake up, wake up
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
Oh, yeah
Wake up young man, it's time to wake up
Your love affair has got to go, yeah
For 10 long years, for 10 long years,
The leaves to rake up
Slow suicide's no way to go, oh
Slow suicide's no way to go
Wake up, wake up, wake up
Wake up, wake up, wake up
SKYNYRD before then now and for ever FREE BYRD ROCK ON
Hey you forgot about John Denver! 1967 (1969) - "Leaving on a jet plane" and the chorus from Rocky Mountain High (But the Colorado rocky mountain high
I've seen it rainin' fire in the sky
The shadow from the starlight is softer than a lullabye
Rocky mountain high).
In October 1997 John Denver died in a plane crash. Granted it was an experimental plane, but I guess the word experimental didn't strike fear as much as it does nowadays.
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Nirvanas last studio recording "You know your right" has lyrics what best describe "leaving this world from you".