Jay Thomas

I pretty much kick ass. Not in a physical or mental sense but, uh, I guess I'm just trying to say that I have a positive self-image.

Here's what some readers have said about my writing:

"You shut your dirty whore mouth"

"Any question I had about my sexuality before has now been answered with just a simple examination of my fingers."
- ShadowStarr

"I am suddenly itchy. Thanks Jay."

"Some really terrible attempts at humor here... "

"sucked hard"

"someone should just invade poland's ass and end this madness"

7 Terrifying Creatures You'll Never See Coming

There are just outright evil creatures out there, but the vast majority have the common decency to be upfront about the fact they can do us serious harm. But these assholes can ruin your day, and you'll never see them coming.

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