cogamble Portland, OR
- Real Name:
- Cole Gamble
- Member Since:
- June 03, 2008
About Me
Writer of amusements and miscellanea for various Internets, including this one. See: www.funwithcole.wordpress.com, @mentalfloss, @goodmenproject, etc.
Follow me on twitter (www.twitter.com/colegamble) and I’ll write a flattering dick joke just for you.*
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The 7 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History
A great movie monster taps into our most primal fears, a terrible one taps into equal parts hilarity and sadness.
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- By Cole Gamble, Dustin Koski
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9 Foreign Words the English Language Desperately Needs
While we were busy fumbling with hand gestures and illustrations like cavemen, other cultures just made up the perfect words and phrases to encapsulate those little everyday moments filled with ... uh ... je ne sais quoi.
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- By Cole Gamble, Cathal McGuigan
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The 7 Stupidest Attempts to Reinvent Batman
There are people who look at Batman and say, 'Yeah, I see what people like about Batman, but wouldn't he be better if I ruined him?' This article is about them.
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- By Cole Gamble, Diana McCallum
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The 15 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Bootleg Toys
Like elves in Santa's workshop, bootleg toy makers around the world are busy cranking action figures and games for all of the world's children. Only these will be sold by street vendors and dollar stores, at a fraction of the price of official toys.
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- By Cole Gamble
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The 7 Most Baffling Products Ever Released By Famous Brands
Some celebrities drastically misjudge their demographic and we wind up with releases of classical Renaissance ballads as sung by Brock Lesnar or a line of fur coats sponsored by Moby.
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6 Global Warming Side Effects That Are Sort Of Awesome
Not listed: The Cracked staff can wear its Mad Max gear out on the town and not get weird looks.
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- By Cole Gamble, CRACKED Staff
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6 Spectacularly Bad Ideas From History's Greatest Geniuses
The modern world as we know it was shaped by the minds of geniuses. But the same outside the box thinking that gave us our great innovations also gave them some truly ridiculous ideas.
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7 Common Survival Tactics (that Will Get You Killed)
Everything you think you know is wrong. Also, it can kill you dead.
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7 Great Products for Telling the World You're a Rich Dick
The thing about being super rich is that you eventually run out of things to buy. Fortunately, before you ever get so desperate as to, say, give money to the poor, there is a whole industry devoted to inventing ridiculous things to waste it on.
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5 Incredibly Impractical Sexual Fetishes
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