Cracked Archive - Science

5 Clothing Innovations That Will be Annoying You Soon

Where are the jumpsuits?

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The 7 Most Pointlessly Horrifying Plastic Surgery Procedures

Plastic surgery has blessed us with something our forefathers never had: huge boobs on skinny girls. But science, and shallow people with extra money to throw around, were not satisfied with that miracle.

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6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations

There seem to be two kinds of people in the world: those who don't understand cats, and those who think cats are dicks. Guess which camp science is in?

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6 Ways Your Body Loves to Screw You (Explained by Science)

Your body is out to destroy you, and we've got the science to prove it.

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6 Ways You Can (Accidentally) Attract the Ladies: Update

It turns out many of the most important things you do to attract the opposite sex have nothing to do with skill.

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5 Forms of Black Magic That Science Is Making Possible

Next stop: Dragons? PLEASE?!

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6 Things Your Body Does Every Day That Science Can't Explain

There are everyday phenomenons you'd think must have been explained ages ago, but in reality asking these simple questions of a scientist will net you at best a shrug, and at worst some bullshit he just made up off the top of his head.

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8 Ingenious Ways Animals Outsmart Predators

Animals have to be smart for a reason. Some of their prey have come up with tricks to avoid capture that would put a even supervillian to shame.

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6 Horrifying Ways to Improve Your Sex Life

How far will men go to enhance their package? To awful, horrifying lengths.

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5 Ways To Hack Your Brain Into Awesomeness

There are probably secrets the brain simply doesn't want us to know. But by no means should that stop us from tinkering around in there, using somewhat questionable and possibly dangerous techniques to make our brains do what we want.

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6 Insane Dog Behaviors Explained by Evolution

much of what dogs do is so bizarre and unfathomable that you can't help but wonder what the hell they're thinking. Turns out they have their reasons. Weird, disgusting reasons.

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5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics (That Will Get You Killed)

You've got the exact same essential plan as everybody else: go raid the gun store, get out of the cities as fast as possible, find a sturdy base to fortify and hole up in, use a melee weapon whenever possible to conserve ammo and--if the worst does come to pass and you find yourself facing down a crowd of the undead--take your time, aim carefully a

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Nature's 6 Most Diabolical Predators

Nature is the world's greatest supervillain, and her cruelty is only outweighed by her deviousness. Sure, none of the diabolical predators below will hurt you personally - that we know of - but just imagine what some of the poor victims go through when these crazy-ass organic ninjas strike.

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Classic: 5 Mental Disorders That Can Totally Get You Laid

But you have to admit sometimes a person can be just mentally ill enough to be cool. After all, chicks totally dig troubled guys.

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6 Myths About Psychology That Everyone (Wrongly) Believes

Everything is wrong and you are stupid.

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