Cracked Archive - Science
5 Bizarre Ways Your Siblings Made You Who You Are
Statistics say about 80 percent of you out there have at least one brother or sister. That's turning out to be hugely important, as science says whether or not you have siblings, and what order you were born in, has massive effects on who you are. Often not so great ones to boot.
- By Sam Cooper
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- August 19, 2010
The 6 Most Horrifying Ingredients in Everyday Cosmetics
The Cracked offices became considerably stinkier after this article made its rounds.
- By K. Montagne
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- August 10, 2010
5 UFO Sightings That Even Non-Crazy People Find Creepy
Are these UFOs alien? We're not saything that. We're just saying they're really, really weird.
- By CRACKED Staff, Seth Foreman
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- August 09, 2010
6 Ways Your Office Is Literally Killing You
Would you believe us if we told you it's the office itself that's making you sick? Because that's what the scientists are saying. And if science says it, it must be true.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- July 26, 2010
How to Freak Out Your Psychiatrist [COMIC]
One of the unexpected job hazards of psychiatry
- By Fatawesome .com
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- July 24, 2010
iPhone 4G and Boobs: One Crucial Difference [CHART]
In order to find a legitimate comparison for the most anticipated and hotly debated product of all time, we had to stray outside the world of consumer goods ...
- By Hans_Solo
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- July 22, 2010
4 Nobel Prize Winners Who Were Clearly Insane
Geniuses tend to only be geniuses on one subject. Just as you don't ask Peyton Manning for soccer tips, you don't ask a veterinarian to do your prostate exam. And you really don't want to ask William Shockley about genetics.
- By Christina H
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- July 13, 2010
The 6 Most Unlikely Partners in the Animal Kingdom
If you thought interspecies friendships were limited to Disney movies and the Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Time Theater, you'd be wrong.
- By Kristi Harrison, Jonathan Wojcik
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- July 01, 2010
6 Slacker Behaviors That Science Says Are Good For You
Sorry guys, watching porn still deosn't make you a love machine.
- By Jack Mendoza
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- June 28, 2010
6 Time Travel Realities Doc Brown Didn't Warn Us About
Outside of ruining the space-time continuum (let's face it, you'd do so purposefully), turns out you're pretty well dooming yourself as well.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- June 18, 2010
6 Global Warming Side Effects That Are Sort Of Awesome
Not listed: The Cracked staff can wear its Mad Max gear out on the town and not get weird looks.
- By Cole Gamble, CRACKED Staff
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- June 11, 2010
Spend Your Summer Writing for Cracked, Drowning in Panties
Or you could spend three straight months of hurriedly trying to build a pyramid of corpses on a train track in 'Red Dead Redemption' before the train can come along to obliterate them.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- May 30, 2010
6 Reasons Space Travel Will Always Suck
Science: Fiction's wet blanket since forever.
- By Johan Volkert
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- May 26, 2010
8 Health Foods That Are Bad For Your Health
Next time you're offered a muffin, whip this article out and continue stuffing that Big Mac down your throat.
- By Christina H
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- May 25, 2010
5 Superpowers We All Had as Babies (According to Science)
Not unlike Clark Kent, babies everywhere have managed to fool the world with their mild-mannered public persona, masking the amazing superpowers nearly all of them possess.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- May 17, 2010
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