Cracked Archive - Science
8 Ways Turkeys Are Total Madmen Who Would Happily Kill You
If you die, you die.
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- By Eli Yudin
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11 Baby Koalas Eat Something Truly Disgusting
it comes out of their mother, and not out the nipples.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Birds Ranked By How Easy They Would Be To Fight
When the bird army comes, who do you want to be matched up against?
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- By Eli Yudin
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Birth Control Pills Actually Contain Pro-Baby Vitamins
This isn't what we thought 'tainted drugs' were.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Scientific Factors That Secretly Influence Who You Have Sex With
We're sorry to tell you that free will is an illusion.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Weird Ways Being Sleepy Ruins Your Life (According to Science)
It's not just an extra five minutes applying concealer or your local coffee shop's exorbitant prices.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Poison Cigarettes Treated Asthma In The ’60s
Belladonna, anyone?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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A Tall Man's Plea: Stop Reclining Your Seat On Planes
The world's knees could be saved with a simple compromise.
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- By Eli Yudin
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It Took People Freakishly Long To Realize That Blood Circulates
They thought the liver makes blood continuously and spurts it like a fountain.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Tycho Brahe: History’s Hardest-Partying Scientist
If you think science and raging are mutually exclusive, you've never heard of Tycho Brahe.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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7 Silly Strategies Animals Use To Survive
Not all animals have the advantage of jaws and claws, meaning that some have lucked into stupid but satisfactory strategies for survival.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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A (Scientific) Curse Kept Killing The People Of Apartment 85
Four died. Seventeen more were hurt.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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All the Ways Science Has Tried to Prove Bigfoot
Those biologists sure are horny for the discovery of new species.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Dr. Kevorkian Transfused Blood From The Dead To The Living
This also transfused corpse disease.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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A British Museum Exhibit From Egypt, Seemingly Dead, Suddenly Woke Up
Then it took revenge (on cabbage).
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- By Ryan Menezes
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