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That Time The USA Wanted To Turn The Earth Into A Death Star<\/a><\/h2>

America has employed its fair share of mad scientists over the years, but none compare to Dr. Nicholas Christofilos. <\/p>

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By Alex Hanton <\/a> <\/dd>
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11,000 Scientists: Stop Killing The Planet, You Utter Morons<\/a><\/h2>

Why is this the first time we're hearing about this?<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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3 Past (and 1 Present) Eco-Disasters Caused By Stupidity<\/a><\/h2>

Wow. OK. Wooow.<\/p>

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By Mark Hill <\/a> <\/dd>
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Check Out NASA's Favorite Planets That Will Murder Humans<\/a><\/h2>

The Universe wants to eat you alive.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Disgusting Truth Behind The Myth of Sea Serpents<\/a><\/h2>

What does this say about mermaids?<\/p>

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By Christian Markle <\/a> <\/dd>
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Rats Can Drive Now, Thanks To Froot Loops And Science<\/a><\/h2>

Fast and Furryious.<\/p>

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By Luis Prada <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Famous Psychological Studies (That Were Hugely Overhyped)<\/a><\/h2>

Human nature is rarely simple.<\/p>

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By Steven Assarian, <\/a> Truth Venson, <\/a> Ryan Menezes, <\/a> Christian Markle <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Hip Health Trends That Science Says Are Just Trash<\/a><\/h2>

The only thing you'll be making healthier is some grifter\u2019s bank account.<\/p>

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By E. Reid Ross, <\/a> Steven Assarian, <\/a> Julia Lange, <\/a> Norbert Gehardt, <\/a> Michael Battaglino, <\/a> V.R. Craft <\/a> <\/dd>
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I've Created A Monster, Says Man Who Made The Labradoodle <\/a><\/h2>

An adorable abomination.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Abortion Myths That You Hear Everywhere (Debunked)<\/a><\/h2>

These arguments aren't entirely on the up and up.<\/p>

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By Adam Wears <\/a> <\/dd>
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