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The best perk of being the apex species on the planet? Humiliating our pets by forcing them into dumb costumes.
Checking the news is like poking an anthill.
If you're walking around feeling good about feeling bad, don't worry, that's good for you.
Everywhere you look, the news is trying to force you to binge on it.