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Jeffrey Epstein Had An 'Egg-Shaped Penis'
There's nothing wrong with having an egg-shaped penis, like Jeffrey Epstein.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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31 Unexpected Groups That Are Getting Torn Apart By Drama
Small communities, major drama.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Uh ... Trump Doesn't Have The Power To Label ANTIFA A Terrorist Organization
But, if we're wrong, Trump can arrest anyone who politically opposes him with impunity.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The U.S. Riots Were Always Going To Happen, And Chile Proves It
All of this already happened in Chile, from the riots to sexy Spider-Man.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Totally WTF Criminal Schemes (You Won't Believe Are True)
These guys make Joe Exotic look like Joe Boring.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Anti-Vaxxers Are More Organized Than You Think
It's not just soccer moms anymore.
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- By Adam Wears
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Stop Explaining What MLK 'Would Have Done' To MLK’s Children
Twitter users know no shame.
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- By Dan Duddy
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6 Monopolies Normal People Have No Clue Exist
These industries, they are dummy concentrated.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Landlords, Can You Not Be Trash Right Now?
Landlords are treating this like an opportunity to live in a porno trope.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Nobody Knows How Wildfire Season Is Gonna Go
How many crises can we deal with at once? We're gonna find out.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Twitter Finally Corrects Trump And He Goes Full Dictator Mode
Twitter finally called Trump out. Now he wants to shut them down.
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- By Dan Duddy
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JK Rowling Still Sucks At Metaphors
Look us in the eye and tell us who the Marshlanders are, Joanne.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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To Celebrate Nearly 100k Dead, Trump Donates 100k
They're 100% going to accidentally going to release his tax returns in an campaign fundraising email blast.
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- By Luis Prada
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How Is KFC So Late To The Chicken Sandwich Wars?
America's never going to say no to a fried chicken sandwich, but...
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Garfield-Themed Restaurant Exists, Is Having A Hard Time
The future of the Garfield-shaped food industry is in peril.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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