Cracked Archive - News
Goddamn It, Trump
Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.
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- By Cedric Voets
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219 5 Deeply Cursed Attempts To Cash In On Coronavirus on Amazon
What a truly stupid historical epoch we're in.
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- By Mark Hill
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Small Airplanes Could Help With Some Remaining Coronavirus Problems
Travel should absolutely be limited at this point in time, but there's a bunch of ways little airplanes can help.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Coronavirus Porn Is Here
The power of the human boner cannot be suppressed.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Covid-19 Is Exposing Xenophobia
Always spew racist nonsense into your elbow and away from people.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Little-Known Reasons Ivy League Schools Are Greedy, Elitist Nightmares
You might not want to know what it's like, unless you're male, upper-clase and white.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Facemasks Are Useless Against Coronavirus Conspiracy BS
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- By Daniel Dockery
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Crowd-Pleasing Twists In Big-Time Scandals
Sometimes life manages a satisfying narrative arc.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Blair Dodge, Fred Pope, Markos Hasiotis
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Why The U.S. Housing Market Is An Unaffordable Nightmare
Even though we don't technically have a housing shortage. (Just an AFFORDABLE housing shortage.)
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- By Kelly Stone
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Coronavirus Side Stories That Prove This Entire Crisis Is Weird AF
We read the news today, oh boy.
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- By Mark Hill
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Airlines Are Letting Greed (And Coronovirus Panic) Kill Off The Spirit Of Aviation
Look out! It's a g-g-g-g-greedy airline!
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- By Cedric Voets
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Unexpected (Positive) Aspects Of Tragic Events
Like nature's consolation prize.
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- By Kelly Stone
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There Are A Bunch Of Questions About Kim Gordon's Super Tuesday PSA
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Most Badass Things People Have Done For Their Pets
This is how you treat man's best friend.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Mike Bedard, Diego C., Roman Odarenko
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People, We Need To Wash Our Hands To Stop Spreading Coronavirus (Not All The Other Stupid Crap You're Doing)
It’s trendy to have coronavirus right now, but if someone offers it to you, just say no.
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- By Luis Prada
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