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NYPD Gets Weird Poops, Claims Shake Shack 'Poisoned' Them
Get over yourself: They’re conspiring to poison all of us.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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43 How Cops In Other Countries Treat Firearms
Even the reporting of firearm deaths in this country is subpar.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Don't Trash-Talk eBay; They Might Threaten You Mafia-Style
Your grandma's favorite website turned into the CIA-mafia when we weren't looking.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Corporate Execs Are Still Being Greedy Trash During This
Corporate America won't let a little global pandemic slow down executive pay and bonuses.
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- By Luis Prada
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Fox News Mistakes 'Monty Python' Quote As BLM Radical Agenda
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- By Cedric Voets
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Don't Take 'Karen' Away From Us
It meant for a specific use, not whatever BS trash people are trying to tie it to.
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- By Archie Grimm
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A Housing Crisis Timebomb Is Set To Go Off
Remember 2008's housing crisis? Well here comes the sequel.
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- By Dan Duddy
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GOP Is Reusing Their '16 Platform ... Which Calls Out 'The Current President'
Even the GOP finds ways to inadvertently dunk on Trump.
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- By Dan Duddy
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A Quick Guide To What 'Defunding The Police' Means
It's way, way, waaaaay more sensible than it might sound.
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- By Luis Prada
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Trump’s Team Is Running Ads In D.C. To Make Him Feel Better
Trump has no strategy. He is all ego and sadness and anger and it results in weird shit like this.
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- By Dan Duddy
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People Have Taken Trump's Bleach Suggestion To Weirdo New Frontiers
At least use the scented variety to keep your breath smelling like a fresh meadow.
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- By Luis Prada
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Cops Wearing The Punisher Skull Continues To Be Stupid
The police are proving they are some kind of freak combination of Nazi and nerd.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Trump Hid Because His Greatest Fear Is Consequence
The protesters aren’t going away and all Trump can do is hide.
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- By Luis Prada
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Mike Pence Can't Even Stage A Photo Op Right
Candace Owens is the last person you want in a discussion about George Floyd.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Pornographic Actor Nacho Vidal Arrested For Poisoning Photographer With Psychedelic Toad Venom
In a year full of strange headlines, this might just be the weirdest.
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- By Dan Duddy
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