We don't love, cherish, and try to legally marry our phones because of our ability to fondle them.
This is a news genre that normalizes tragedy, papering over economic flaws and pathetic gaps in social services by looking up 'inspiring' in the thesaurus.
It's that time of year again!
We follow the news, so you don't have to.
There's a big, glaring weakness with this plant technology, if we are to use them in a wartime scenario ...
What sculptor would look at this without even the slightest of niggling doubts?
KFC needs to lay off the herbs and spices.
It might sound impossible to anyone living in the year 2017, but once upon a time, there was a thing called a 'slow news day.'
Sasha Baron Cohen paid the fines for these mankini-wearing miscreants.
Do you want to alienate your friends and family, while taking a bold pro-Christmas stance that literally nobody opposes?
Good news, everyone! The Plaza Hotel in New York has heard your vehement, rabid, horny calls for a 'Home Alone 2'-inspired getaway.
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Let us have a moment of silence for the poor Weather Channel cameraman whose soul was crushed by this bus.