This week, famous gold-hoarding dragon/Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos took a trip into space through his company Blue Origin. Tell us in the comments: did you and your fellow peasants look up at the heavens and applaud as our lords touched the heavens?
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Including this terrifying bit from Ronald Reagan at the height of the Cold War: ‘My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes’
Whether educating the world about the dangers of firecrackers, entertaining kids as Christmas Ape, or helping to save Tony Orlando’s house, the hacky ‘Simpsons’ celebrity has done a lot of hilariously bad-sounding films and shows. But here are the ones we’ll definitely never forget