Cracked Archive - News

America's always had a history of lying about its meat, and that's gotta stop.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• May 06, 2020

Brett Favre was apparently handed more money than an NFL practice squad QB to skip speaking engagements.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• May 06, 2020

But who on Earth could it be?

• By Amanda Mannen
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• May 06, 2020

You too can own all of UPS just by filling out some forms!

• By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, Julia Lange, Tee Ngin Rui, W.H. Thomas
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• May 06, 2020

Our heroes are going to be screwed. Again.

• By Dan Duddy
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• May 06, 2020

Sorry LEGO, you're a part of Chinese propaganda now whether you like it or not.

• By Dan Duddy
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• May 04, 2020

Lies created with numbers are the worst kind.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• May 04, 2020

We're not asking for a cure. We just need your help with one tiny fix and we can beat this thing ourselves.

• By Dan Duddy
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• May 04, 2020

What is even going on right now?

• By Dan Duddy
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• May 01, 2020

The same VP who doesn't think condoms work doesn't seem to believe in facial coverings either.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• April 29, 2020

It's hard to get the government to admit anything these days, but here we are.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• April 28, 2020

Freedom isn't free, but in Georgia neither are the laws.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 28, 2020

George R.R. Martin might finally have the impetus to finish his damn book.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 27, 2020

And you thought Portland was weird.

• By Aquiles Cacho
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• April 27, 2020

Who will be North Korea's Next Top Tyrant?

• By Cedric Voets
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• April 27, 2020