Cracked Archive - News

Don't Let 'Big Meat' Freak You Out Over Shortages
Don't Let 'Big Meat' Freak You Out Over Shortages

America's always had a history of lying about its meat, and that's gotta stop.

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Mississippi Blew Money For The Poor On Brett Favre And Pro Wrestlers
Mississippi Blew Money For The Poor On Brett Favre And Pro Wrestlers

Brett Favre was apparently handed more money than an NFL practice squad QB to skip speaking engagements.

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China's Propaganda Video Is So Weird It's Frightening
China's Propaganda Video Is So Weird It's Frightening

Sorry LEGO, you're a part of Chinese propaganda now whether you like it or not.

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Lazy Messaging Plus Bad Stats Equals Lazy, Bad Policy
Lazy Messaging Plus Bad Stats Equals Lazy, Bad Policy

Lies created with numbers are the worst kind.

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C'mon, Mother Nature, A Little Help Over Here
C'mon, Mother Nature, A Little Help Over Here

We're not asking for a cure. We just need your help with one tiny fix and we can beat this thing ourselves.

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The Only Logical Reaction To The News Is 'Arrgghhhh!'
The Only Logical Reaction To The News Is 'Arrgghhhh!'

What is even going on right now?

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Refusing A Mask Doesn't Equal Sainthood Or Bravery
Refusing A Mask Doesn't Equal Sainthood Or Bravery

The same VP who doesn't think condoms work doesn't seem to believe in facial coverings either.

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Tom DeLonge Was Right About UFOs, And Harry Reid Says There's More
Tom DeLonge Was Right About UFOs, And Harry Reid Says There's More

It's hard to get the government to admit anything these days, but here we are.

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Georgia Puts Its Own Laws Behind A Paywall, Supreme Court Says Shut Up
Georgia Puts Its Own Laws Behind A Paywall, Supreme Court Says Shut Up

Freedom isn't free, but in Georgia neither are the laws.

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George Is Buckling Down On 'The Winds Of Winter'
George Is Buckling Down On 'The Winds Of Winter'

George R.R. Martin might finally have the impetus to finish his damn book.

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5 Cities Around The World Dealing With Surprising Problems
5 Cities Around The World Dealing With Surprising Problems

And you thought Portland was weird.

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Kim Jong-un Is Definitely Not Dead, So ... Who Will Take Over?
Kim Jong-un Is Definitely Not Dead, So ... Who Will Take Over?

Who will be North Korea's Next Top Tyrant?

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