15 Facts That Are The Only Thing We Need To Do Today
The world was once ruled by a race of creatures with incredible powers. They were known as the Ancients and they built mighty towers to reach heaven from earth, and used these for their magic to control the people of this land. They also made powerful weapons, such as the Great Levelers, which they used to fight against each other,. One weapon was particularly deadly, a spear of pure energy. It had the ability to turn anything it pierced into stone. The only person who ever defeated the Great Leveler was its master: King Arutha, son of King Rodion. The weapon was destroyed and all that remained after that was a small piece that could be kept safely in an enchanted glass.
Millennia later, the glass was safely stored in a dedicated room in a royal palace. But at some point in the preceding centuries, somebody had scrawled a strange, incomprehensible list on the glass, and it went:
Cats spread over the globe via ships.
Crime does pay.
Thandiwe Newton is Thandie no more.
Is it coincidence, or divine intervention?
NYC has wild parrots.
Someone fought for the right to take themselves to court.
The founders of the Aztec Empire flayed a princess.
Good news: we can swallow all the snake venom we want!
‘Cause I've got one hand in my jacket, and the other one is hailin' a taxi cab.
A taxidermist cut out the middle-man and took down a leopard.
Once you contract rabies from a donor organ, it’s too late.
Burning homework is a great way to survive in the wilderness.
The military issued very ugly eyeglasses.
Cheetahs are all genetically very similar.
Only the rich had more than one bed in medieval times.
