In the first place he is very angry; but not at himself, nor even withGod. He is simply furious with the world, and with all that lives upon it or in it. This fury is his own. It springs from his heart, which is full of pain; for this world, with all of its joys, has no room for him. He is an outcast — an outcast who does not wish to be so; but there are those whose presence alone makes it impossible for him to feel any sense of self-worth or dignity; they, too have their own reason for being here — and these reasons are such as to make his life intolerable. The man is alone — but he would be happier were he with others. He paces the cruel, sun-scorcheddesert, hour after hour, finding no respite.
Suddenly, he recalls something from his past life, one he lived in civilization. It was an odd list of facts he read on a break from work, that had gotten lodged in his mind. It went:
What’s up YouTube, it’s ya boy J.J.
You probably still can’t afford this Brooklyn townhouse that is a big decoy.
George Foreman made more off of his grill than boxing.
The only volcano that humans have witnessed being formed peaked in 94
Universal claimed Donkey Kong was infringing on King Kong, whose rights they did not own.
Thousands of PlayStations were connected to form a governmental supercomputer.
When a hop, skip, and a jump takes too long.
Black cab drivers have to basically be London historians.
Microsoft really thought they had the iPhone killer.
Every bit left over from Burning Man is picked up the next day.
Casper is a 2-year-old that played outside too long.
Go on and disregard that “Warranty void if…” sticker.
If you paint a crossword, don’t be upset when someone solves it.
Hugh Jackman didn’t know what a wolverine was at first.