Cracked Archive - News

Shut The F Up About Looting Macy's

How do you compare the destruction of large retail chains to what happens to Black people everyday? I don't know, but people are trying.


Workplace Horror Stories From Famous Companies

Every company has its embarrassing secrets, these are even worse.


Jeffrey Epstein Had An 'Egg-Shaped Penis'

There's nothing wrong with having an egg-shaped penis, like Jeffrey Epstein.


Unexpected Groups That Are Getting Torn Apart By Drama

Small communities, major drama.


Uh ... Trump Doesn't Have The Power To Label ANTIFA A Terrorist Organization

But, if we're wrong, Trump can arrest anyone who politically opposes him with impunity.


The U.S. Riots Were Always Going To Happen, And Chile Proves It

All of this already happened in Chile, from the riots to sexy Spider-Man.


Totally WTF Criminal Schemes (You Won't Believe Are True)

These guys make Joe Exotic look like Joe Boring.


Anti-Vaxxers Are More Organized Than You Think

It's not just soccer moms anymore.


Stop Explaining What MLK 'Would Have Done' To MLK’s Children

Twitter users know no shame.


Monopolies Normal People Have No Clue Exist

These industries, they are dummy concentrated.


Landlords, Can You Not Be Trash Right Now?

Landlords are treating this like an opportunity to live in a porno trope.


Nobody Knows How Wildfire Season Is Gonna Go

How many crises can we deal with at once? We're gonna find out.


Twitter Finally Corrects Trump And He Goes Full Dictator Mode

Twitter finally called Trump out. Now he wants to shut them down.


JK Rowling Still Sucks At Metaphors

Look us in the eye and tell us who the Marshlanders are, Joanne.