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Little-Known, Infuriating Truths About Applying To College
The application process is only getting worse.
- By Mark Hill
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- January 30, 2020
Horror Movie-Type Stuff (That Really Happened)
Stand down, Hollywood. We can skip these harrowing stories.
- By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, E.M. Caris, Christian Markle
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- January 30, 2020
Ring Is Just Another App That's Spying On You
The doorbell app knows every detail of your life, like every other app you use.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- January 29, 2020
Boeing's 737 Debacle Now Extends To A Pair Of Nesting Falcons
Boeing can't get its 737 MAX off the ground, and that's bad news for the speedy Peregrine Falcons living inside the factory.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- January 29, 2020
6 Stories That Prove Job Interviews Are Pointless Nonsense
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- January 29, 2020
A First Look At Unsanctioned, Magic: The Gathering's New Set
Squirrels, goblins, and chickens, oh my!
- By Cyriaque Lamar
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- January 28, 2020
Akon's Akoin Acropolis Accepted As Actual Area Of Africa
Get ready for Akon City, baby!
- By Isaac Cabe
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- January 27, 2020
Mr. Peanut Is Dead, Long Live Mr. Peanut
Nothing like a salty snack to remind you that death awaits us all.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- January 24, 2020
Dumb Courtroom Sketches: The Impeachment Coverage We Deserve
They are, appropriately, stupid and surreal.
- By Luis Prada
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- January 23, 2020
It's Raining Iguanas In Florida Because, Well... Florida
Like much of Florida, it's alarming but harmless.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- January 22, 2020
5 Temper Tantrums That Spiraled Out of Control
Telling a child 'no' comes with inherent risks.
- By Mary Claire Potts
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- January 21, 2020
The Space Force's Jungle Camo Uniforms Really Suck
Perfect for hiding behind space trees.
- By Luis Prada
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- January 20, 2020
5 Absurdly Petty Abuses Of Power By The Cops
All Cops Are Babies
- By Adam Wears
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- January 20, 2020
Why Did The Navy File A Patent For An 'Alien' Spacecraft?
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
- By Ryan Menezes
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- January 18, 2020
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