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Kentucky has enough bourbon to give every resident their own barrel.
Lincoln’s bodyguard left to get a drink at the worst time.
Yep, HOAs are exactly as terrible as we all thought.
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Bring back the old 7 Up recipe with the mood-stabilizers, please.
They’ll have to pry our ‘funeral strippers’ out of our cold, dead hands.
NASA is sliding into alien DMs with nudes.