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Man Arrested For Breaking Into Elephant Habitat With Young Daughter For a Selfie
No elephants were harmed as a result of this break-in.
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- By Carly Tennes
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21 4 Big Companies That Shot Themselves In The Foot
Many failing companies now hold their heads in their hands and cry in regret over how they came SO close to owning it all.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Don't Change Your Name to 'Salmon' For Free Sushi, Taiwanese Official Warns
Free sushi — it's that good.
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Serial Stowaway' Arrested for 22nd Time at Chicago Airport
Uh oh ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Drag Race' Star Rock M. Sakura Opens Up About Working as a Sex Worker After Massage Parlor Attack
The 'RuPaul's Drag Race' favorite didn't hold back.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Florida Man Arrested For Pretending To Be in the Wu-Tang Clan, Defrauding Hotels
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- By Carly Tennes
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You're Pronouncing St. Patrick's Day Wrong
... at least if you're American.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Nebraska Instates Pro-Meat Day To Spite Colorado's Meatless Day
Talk about beef ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Twitter Temporarily Bans Users For Saying The Word 'Memphis'
The Tennessean city is now a dirty word in the eyes of the Twitter's overlords.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Recent Internet Personalities With Whaaat? Backstories
Many of these guys must wish they'd stuck communicating with landlines.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Lucha Libre Wrestlers Are The Heroes We Need In These Trying Times
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- By Carly Tennes
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Alabama May End Almost 30-Year Yoga Ban in Schools
Alabama, folks!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Hero Sits In Tub of Bean Dip For 24 Hours To Save Favorite Restaurant
The hero we need -- and deserve -- in these trying times.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Stories People Should Be Paying More Attention To
Sometimes it's easy to overlook things, but we really need to talk about these.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Joker Runs For Office As The Joker in Japan
He really looks like a guy with a plan -- for improving his community.
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- By Carly Tennes
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