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Little-Known, Infuriating Truths About Applying To College

The application process is only getting worse.

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Horror Movie-Type Stuff (That Really Happened)

Stand down, Hollywood. We can skip these harrowing stories.

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Ring Is Just Another App That's Spying On You

The doorbell app knows every detail of your life, like every other app you use.

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Boeing's 737 Debacle Now Extends To A Pair Of Nesting Falcons

Boeing can't get its 737 MAX off the ground, and that's bad news for the speedy Peregrine Falcons living inside the factory.

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6 Stories That Prove Job Interviews Are Pointless Nonsense

Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.

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A First Look At Unsanctioned, Magic: The Gathering's New Set

Squirrels, goblins, and chickens, oh my!

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Akon's Akoin Acropolis Accepted As Actual Area Of Africa

Get ready for Akon City, baby!

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Mr. Peanut Is Dead, Long Live Mr. Peanut

Nothing like a salty snack to remind you that death awaits us all.

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Dumb Courtroom Sketches: The Impeachment Coverage We Deserve

They are, appropriately, stupid and surreal.

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It's Raining Iguanas In Florida Because, Well... Florida

Like much of Florida, it's alarming but harmless.

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5 Temper Tantrums That Spiraled Out of Control

Telling a child 'no' comes with inherent risks.

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The Space Force's Jungle Camo Uniforms Really Suck

Perfect for hiding behind space trees.

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5 Absurdly Petty Abuses Of Power By The Cops

All Cops Are Babies

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Why Did The Navy File A Patent For An 'Alien' Spacecraft?

The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'

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