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Shut The F Up About Looting Macy's
How do you compare the destruction of large retail chains to what happens to Black people everyday? I don't know, but people are trying.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 02, 2020
K-Pop Stans And Hackers Are Sabotaging Cops With Music Bombs
A pitched battle.
- By Cedric Voets
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- June 02, 2020
Workplace Horror Stories From Famous Companies
Every company has its embarrassing secrets, these are even worse.
- By Alex Hanton
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- June 02, 2020
Jeffrey Epstein Had An 'Egg-Shaped Penis'
There's nothing wrong with having an egg-shaped penis, like Jeffrey Epstein.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- June 02, 2020
Unexpected Groups That Are Getting Torn Apart By Drama
Small communities, major drama.
- By Cedric Voets
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- June 01, 2020
Uh ... Trump Doesn't Have The Power To Label ANTIFA A Terrorist Organization
But, if we're wrong, Trump can arrest anyone who politically opposes him with impunity.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 01, 2020
The U.S. Riots Were Always Going To Happen, And Chile Proves It
All of this already happened in Chile, from the riots to sexy Spider-Man.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- June 01, 2020
Totally WTF Criminal Schemes (You Won't Believe Are True)
These guys make Joe Exotic look like Joe Boring.
- By Alex Hanton
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- June 01, 2020
Anti-Vaxxers Are More Organized Than You Think
It's not just soccer moms anymore.
- By Adam Wears
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- May 31, 2020
Stop Explaining What MLK 'Would Have Done' To MLK’s Children
Twitter users know no shame.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 29, 2020
Monopolies Normal People Have No Clue Exist
These industries, they are dummy concentrated.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- May 29, 2020
Landlords, Can You Not Be Trash Right Now?
Landlords are treating this like an opportunity to live in a porno trope.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 28, 2020
Nobody Knows How Wildfire Season Is Gonna Go
How many crises can we deal with at once? We're gonna find out.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 27, 2020
Twitter Finally Corrects Trump And He Goes Full Dictator Mode
Twitter finally called Trump out. Now he wants to shut them down.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 27, 2020
JK Rowling Still Sucks At Metaphors
Look us in the eye and tell us who the Marshlanders are, Joanne.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 27, 2020
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