Cracked Archive - News

So Now Local News Guys Are The 'Enemy Of The People'?

Sticking it to the Man from down the street.

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Our Brains Can't Handle This Without A Villain

Our movies just didn't prepare us for this.

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The Senate's Two Biggest Trash Boys Could Lose This November

Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham suck. Here's how they could actually lose in November.

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Clarence Thomas Finally Speaks, And It's About 'Lord of the Rings'

One does not simply walk into an oral argument expecting Clarence Thomas to name-drop Frodo Baggins.

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Strange Things That We're Running Out Of

The heart wants what the heart wants.

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White House Crash Test Dummy: Jared Kushner

Kushner is Trump's human shield, whether either of them realize it or not.

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Voting By Mail Should Be The Norm Come November

There's no reason not to make voting as smooth and safe of a process as possible.

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4 Straight-Up Evil Acts Committed by Companies

Remember: the customer is always the mark.

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Hey, Don't Be That P.O.S. Wearing A KKK Hood As A Pandemic Mask

Not even coronavirus can stop people being racist asshats.

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Donald Trump Is Scared Of Reporters' Basic Questions

The President treats press briefings like he's caught in a game of 'Silent Hill.'

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Groups That Are Getting Pummeled Right Now

Hardships hit marginalized communities hardest of all.

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Rich Jerk Named 'Dick Pusey' Taunts Police Officers As They Die

Who knew a guy named Dick Pusey would be such an asshole?

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Jerry Stiller Is Gone, But Frank Costanza Remains

It can't be understated how funny this guy was.

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Buffets Are Pretty Much Dead

No Country For Old Country Buffets

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Grubhub's Playing The Long Game Against Dine-In

Grubhub is clearly trying to be the Amazon of take-out.

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