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4 Unbelievable Courtroom Situations (That Happened Thanks To Zoom)
Zoom has changed everybody's life, and not always for the sane and rational.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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10 Australian School Bans Mullets, Probably Bringing a Tear To Billy Ray Cyrus's Eye
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- By Carly Tennes
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Amid Matt Gaetz Allegations, A Guy Named 'Matt Gertz' is Having A Very Rough Day
PSA: Matt Gertz is NOT Florida Representative Matt Gaetz
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- By Carly Tennes
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Much To James Cameron's Surprise, 'Avatar' Can Apparently Solve The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
The key to peace in the Middle East was there all along -- or, well, since Avatar hit theaters in 2009.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Conspiracy Theorist/Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls Vaccine Passport 'Biden’s Mark of the Beast'
PSA: Far-right conspiracy theorists touting outdated 70's conspiracies are not credible sources for medical advice.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Kid Tweets Gibberish From Agency That Controls U.S. Nukes
Whoops ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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I Guess Someone Had To Turn Baby Yoda, Shrek, and Remy from 'Ratatouille' Into Hyper-Muscular Cakes
We're uncomfortable.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The GameStop Saga Has Reached A New Chapter
This has become like an anime now.
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- By Dan Duddy
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4 Supervillain-Tier Acts Of Evil By Famous Companies
In Michigan, Nestle pays a whopping $200 a year in exchange for siphoning over 400 gallons of water per minute. Yes, that is the correct number of zeroes.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Livestream of A Stop Sign No One Actually Stops Is All The Rage On 'Twitch'
Stop at stop signs -- or face getting roasted on Twitch.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Jessica Walter, Famed For 'Arrested Development,' 'Archer' Roles Dies
The actress was 80 years old.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Man Loses Winning Lottery Ticket Worth More Than $1 Million, Finds it Again In Parking Lot
Oops ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Man Reportedly Finds Shrimp Tails, Possibly Rat Droppings, In Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal
They're magically shrimp-licious?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Man Arrested For Breaking Into Elephant Habitat With Young Daughter For a Selfie
No elephants were harmed as a result of this break-in.
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Big Companies That Shot Themselves In The Foot
Many failing companies now hold their heads in their hands and cry in regret over how they came SO close to owning it all.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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