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5 Ways Dumb Conspiracies Suck In Normal People
5 Ways Dumb Conspiracies Suck In Normal People

If you're going to get people's attention, you need to lean into the stupid.

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Trump Is Now Encouraging Supporters To Test Voter Fraud By Voting Twice
Trump Is Now Encouraging Supporters To Test Voter Fraud By Voting Twice

It's a weird message coming from the guy who supposedly hates voter fraud.

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So Amazon's Looking To Hire A Union Buster Now?
So Amazon's Looking To Hire A Union Buster Now?

Requires a B.A. in Snitching or equivalent degree.

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Is The New York Times' Reporter's Book Trash Journalism?
Is The New York Times' Reporter's Book Trash Journalism?

The 'New York Times' is probably still trash.

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It's Not Just The Mail; The Census Seems To Be Getting Buried Too
It's Not Just The Mail; The Census Seems To Be Getting Buried Too

This isn't just a survey for data geeks. Census data determines money in your pocket.

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The (Dumb) Connection Between The Fyre Festival And The Election
The (Dumb) Connection Between The Fyre Festival And The Election

Sometimes, discussing modern politics can sound like you're having a very specific seizure.

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4 Dark Realities Of How Adult Entertainment Operates In 2020
4 Dark Realities Of How Adult Entertainment Operates In 2020

Everything on the internet is monopoly, including the sites nobody admits to visiting.

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Who Got The Ball Rolling On QAnon?
Who Got The Ball Rolling On QAnon?

We know who helped QAnon catch on, but it doesn't make us feel any smarter.

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Wait, The Post Office Can Arrest People?
Wait, The Post Office Can Arrest People?

Steve Bannon, you rascal!

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Sure Weirdly Coincidental Putin Critics Keep Getting Poisoned
Sure Weirdly Coincidental Putin Critics Keep Getting Poisoned

It looks like someone came down with a deadly case of political opposition.

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It's Snowing Chocolate In Switzerland
It's Snowing Chocolate In Switzerland

Hallelujah?

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We Don't Need Susan B. Anthony To Be Pardoned
We Don't Need Susan B. Anthony To Be Pardoned

Dead women don't vote.

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National Conventions Are Pointless Wastes Of Time
National Conventions Are Pointless Wastes Of Time

Welcome to the lamest concert on Earth.

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Running A Lemonade Stand Is Dangerous Work (No, Really)
Running A Lemonade Stand Is Dangerous Work (No, Really)

When life gives you lemons, then you might get robbed.

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Buying Stamps Won't Save The Post Office; Here's What Will
Buying Stamps Won't Save The Post Office; Here's What Will

You don't need to be buying stamps.

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