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If you're going to get people's attention, you need to lean into the stupid.
- By Jason Pargin
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- September 04, 2020
It's a weird message coming from the guy who supposedly hates voter fraud.
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 03, 2020
Requires a B.A. in Snitching or equivalent degree.
- By Cedric Voets
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- September 02, 2020
The 'New York Times' is probably still trash.
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 02, 2020
This isn't just a survey for data geeks. Census data determines money in your pocket.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 25, 2020
Sometimes, discussing modern politics can sound like you're having a very specific seizure.
- By Mark Hill
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- August 25, 2020
Everything on the internet is monopoly, including the sites nobody admits to visiting.
- By Alex Hanton
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- August 25, 2020
We know who helped QAnon catch on, but it doesn't make us feel any smarter.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 21, 2020
Steve Bannon, you rascal!
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 20, 2020
It looks like someone came down with a deadly case of political opposition.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 20, 2020
Dead women don't vote.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- August 19, 2020
Welcome to the lamest concert on Earth.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 18, 2020
When life gives you lemons, then you might get robbed.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 18, 2020
You don't need to be buying stamps.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 17, 2020
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