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6 Good Dogs (We Clearly Don't Deserve)
We realize this is a controversial statement, but we're going to come out and say it anyway: dogs are good.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- June 17, 2020
NYPD Gets Weird Poops, Claims Shake Shack 'Poisoned' Them
Get over yourself: They’re conspiring to poison all of us.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- June 17, 2020
How Cops In Other Countries Treat Firearms
Even the reporting of firearm deaths in this country is subpar.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 16, 2020
Don't Trash-Talk eBay; They Might Threaten You Mafia-Style
Your grandma's favorite website turned into the CIA-mafia when we weren't looking.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- June 16, 2020
Corporate Execs Are Still Being Greedy Trash During This
Corporate America won't let a little global pandemic slow down executive pay and bonuses.
- By Luis Prada
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- June 15, 2020
Surprisingly Resourceful Ways Companies Are Handling All This
There's pivoting, and then there's whatever this is.
- By Andrea Meno
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- June 14, 2020
Don't Take 'Karen' Away From Us
It meant for a specific use, not whatever BS trash people are trying to tie it to.
- By Archie Grimm
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- June 13, 2020
A Housing Crisis Timebomb Is Set To Go Off
Remember 2008's housing crisis? Well here comes the sequel.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 12, 2020
GOP Is Reusing Their '16 Platform ... Which Calls Out 'The Current President'
Even the GOP finds ways to inadvertently dunk on Trump.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 12, 2020
A Quick Guide To What 'Defunding The Police' Means
It's way, way, waaaaay more sensible than it might sound.
- By Luis Prada
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- June 11, 2020
Scary Side-Effects Of The Rona Virus
At this point nothing is surprising.
- By Andrea Meno
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- June 10, 2020
Trump’s Team Is Running Ads In D.C. To Make Him Feel Better
Trump has no strategy. He is all ego and sadness and anger and it results in weird shit like this.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 09, 2020
People Have Taken Trump's Bleach Suggestion To Weirdo New Frontiers
At least use the scented variety to keep your breath smelling like a fresh meadow.
- By Luis Prada
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- June 08, 2020
Weird Ways Governments Are Handling The Crisis
Maybe think a little inside the box, next time.
- By Andrea Meno
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- June 06, 2020
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