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5 Facepalm Cases Of Criminals Who Got Themselves Caught
What do you get when you add vanity and smugness to a criminal with access to the internet? You get caught, is what you get.
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24 Georgia Officials Beg Residents To Stop Calling 911 Over Cicadas
Don't be a Cicada Karen.
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Canadian Politician Who Appeared Naked During Video Call Has Upped His Game
If you're reading this, check your camera.
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Kim Jong-un Reportedly Bans Skinny Jeans in North Korea, Delighting Zoomers Everywhere
North Korea's Supreme Leader has allegedly entered the great skinny jean debate.
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'Central Park Karen' Sues Company That Fired Her For Race, Gender Discrimination
On today's installment of Karens Karen-ing ...
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Man Drunk Texts Aquarium Series Of Existential Questions
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- By Carly Tennes
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Disneyland's Matterhorn Roller Coaster May Be Crumbling, Some Speculate
Uh oh ...
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Spanish Man Died After Being Trapped Inside Dinosaur Statue, Authorities Say
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Feds Seize 68 Big Cats From 'Tiger King Park' of 'Tiger King' Fame
The show may be over, but the 'Tiger King' drama is still going strong.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Infamous Scented Candle Allegedly Keeps Exploding
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Is Embattled 'The Bachelor' Drawing Inspiration From 2000s Dumpster Fire MTV's Next?
The beloved ABC franchise is apparently taking a page from MTV's book on creating trashy reality TV masterpieces.
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Adam Sandler's Favorite Pastime Is Apparently Playing Pickup Basketball With Strangers
The Happy Gilmore star proved yet again golf isn't his only sport of choice.
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'The Royal Tenenbaums's' Mansion Is Now On The Market For $20,000 Per Month
Looking for a place to raise your three child prodigies? Look no further than this Wes Anderson-approved abode.
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More Than 1,000 Feral Cats Have Been Released To Fight Chicago's Rat Problem
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Flamin' Hot Cheetos Embroiled In Fiery Controversy Over Inventor Claims
The chips may be hot, but the scandal surrounding them is even hotter.
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