Cracked Archive - News

So, How Are Terrorists Holding Up During This?

Evil in the time of corona.

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35 Days Later, Officers Figure Out The Starbucks Thing Wasn't A Tampon

The Starbucks tampon mystery has been solved.

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Are Billionaire Donations Really Worth Celebrating?

No one should be in a position to cavalierly give away 30 billion dollars because nobody should have 30 billion dollars.

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5 Ways Crime Is Getting Weird During This

Everyone's had to make changes right now. Even law breakers.

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'Umbrella Guy' Smashing Windows At George Floyd Protest Is Allegedly A White Supremacist

There are people who pretend to be a part of BLM, but are actually white supremacists. Unfortunately, not all of them can be identified by their umbrellas.

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Uh, Maybe Don't Listen To The Demon Sperm Lady

Before conservative Americans start declaring themselves Immanuelsexuals, they might wanna look into what else she believes.

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Enough With Empty Social Media Challenges Already

We've fallen far from the halcyon days of the Ice Bucket Challenge.

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Hey, Let's Ditch Black Friday This Year

It's about time Walmart and Target employees got off on Thanksgiving, but that's not nearly enough.

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Local News Is Giving Time To COVID Conspiracy Theorists

And now, some complete bullshit.

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Vegan Held A Bus Hostage To ... Promote A Joaquin Phoenix Documentary?

We did it, everyone: We found the worst vegan.

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A 'Wacky' MRA Lawsuit Guy Shot A Judge's Family; Maybe We Should Stop Indulging This

Maybe we should start taking them seriously?

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Is Sen. Kyrsten Sinema Trolling The GOP With Her Wigs?

This is the tan suit all over again, but on purpose.

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5 Eerie Deaths That Have Unsatisfying Official Explanations

Sometimes, conspiracy theories aren't just all lizard people.

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The 5 Dumbest Conspiracy Theories (Being Spread Right Now)

QAnon, the dimmest bulbs to have ever taken on the Illuminati, are keeping busy.

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