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Idaho Lawmakers Heard Pitch About Taking Over 3/4 of Neighbor Oregon, Potentially Parts of California and Washington
Idaho may someday become a lot greater -- literally.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Reminder: You're More Likely To Be Struck By Lightning Than Get A Blood Clot From The Johnson & Johnson Jab
Plus, dissecting the birth control parallel.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Baffling Times Movies And TV Predicted Real Life
Some art gets tired of imitating life and calls its shot.
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- By Dory Greenberg
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Kayaker Stranded On Scottish Isle Without Paddle
Uh oh ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Massive Snake Spotted in Frick Park
This is not a dirty joke, we promise.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Hacking The Vote For Homecoming Queen: 5 Extremely 2021 Crimes
We are living in the golden age of magnificently idiotic crime sprees.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Kansas Lawmaker Reportedly Called Officer That Arrested Him 'Donut Boy'
Yikes.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Disney Says They Made Working 'Star Wars' Lightsaber, Sets Opening Date For Disneyland Avengers Campus
That's definitely not dangerous at all ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Bridgerton's' Regé-Jean Page Reportedly Lost Role In 'Superman' TV Series Because He's Black
Here's what you need to know about these concerning allegations.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Pickle-Ranch Pizza Is Apparently A Thing, And It Is Cursed As Hell
Pineapple, you've got some competition.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Empire State Building-Sized 'Penn 15' Skyscraper To Be Erected In New York City
Here's everything you need to know about the massive, proposed Penn 15 building.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Yahoo! Answers To Shut Down Permanently In May
Bad news for anyone who has ever wondered if they were “prangnet"...
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Stories Everybody Missed (Because This Year Was Bananas)
If you are a fan of Van Morrison, The Stone Roses, Eric Clapton, or M.I.A., uh, we've got some bad news.
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- By Mark Hill
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4 Bizarre, Overlooked Details From The Matt Gaetz Allegations
Yikes.
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Unbelievable Courtroom Situations (That Happened Thanks To Zoom)
Zoom has changed everybody's life, and not always for the sane and rational.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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