25 Totally Bonkers News Stories That Just Don’t Sit Right With Us

The following facts have been culled from a wide variety of sources, both historical and contemporary. While there is a common theme to many of them, it should be noted that each fact in its entirety is a separate entity and not meant to be taken out of context. Each fact is a piece of evidence in support of a grander truth that I have no desire to reveal here. However, the reader is welcome to enjoy this list of interesting facts for its own sake, if they so choose. The purpose of this list is not to explain how the world works. It is a celebration of how wonderfully strange our universe is, and why it is such a magnificent place to enjoy this list of interesting facts in. Also, please keep in mind that many of these facts were discovered by others long before I came along. If you do not already know something, and you are interested in finding out more, I suggest you do some research on your own. Then come back to me and say, “I did not know that.” I'm always happy to learn new things.
Minnesota Just Legalized Edibles After a Republican Didn’t Read the Bill.

31 decomposing bodies found at Indiana funeral home.

77 rescued from Nigerian church basement after awaiting second coming of Christ.

Disney World

Mystery as Canadian radio station plays Rage Against the Machine song nonstop.

Texas death row inmate asks for execution delay to donate his kidney.

Nintendo fan spent over $40,000 buying stock to ask executives why the company won't make his favorite game.

Mafia drops ban on homosexuality after discovering mob boss’ son is a fabulous drag queen.

109 live animals found in women's luggage in massive airport wildlife trafficking bust.

Tractorgate MP says his wife chases him around the kitchen with scissors.

Beer Made From Recycled Toilet Water Wins Admirers In Singapore.

Vladimir Putin

Kangaroo ran loose in Baton Rouge area after parrot set it free.

Supreme Court limits EPA authority to set climate standards for power plants.

People are getting explosive gastroenteritis at the Grand Canyon.

Giuliani deletes tweet that Hutchinson not there "when I asked for pardon.”

SF couple gets $1,500 fine for parking in their driveway despite doing so for nearly 40 years.

Crisis pregnancy centers in Texas gave medical misinformation to NBC News producers.

Kinzinger calls Cheney primary challengers ‘a bunch of armpit farters.’

Texas educator group proposes referring to slavery as “involuntary relocation.”

Pope Francis urges mothers to stop ironing son's shirts and urge them to get married.

Hikers had no gear on cold Colorado trail because it’s ‘so hot in Texas.’

Trump's 'girth would prevent him from actually getting to the steering wheel' of his SUV.

Jupiter CEO Quits $68 Billion Firm to Sit at the Beach and ‘Do Nothing.’

Utah Republican apologizes for saying women can control ‘intake of semen.’
