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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/30)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity. So we're here to help.
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651 The 6 Stupidest Acts Of Journalistic Fraud Ever Attempted
Breaking an important story is such an all-encompassing dream that some reporters won't even think twice about flat-out lying to get that extremely uncomfortable Jacuzzi full of Pulitzer Prizes they all so desperately crave.
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- By Adam Wears
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21 News Stories (Almost) Too Ironic To Be Real
All the wacky moments of irony are reserved for the movies, right?
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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6 Famous Companies You Had No Clue Were Dying
The internet has made things pretty easy. Too easy...
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/16)
The news is like an episode of 'Game Of Thrones,' only more people die and the characters' decisions somehow make even less sense.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/9)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity. So we're here to help.
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- By Ted E.
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6 Insane News Stories About Terrorism (That Were Total B.S.)
It's time for part 47 billion of our 219-quintillion-part series on fiction passed off as news.
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- By Jason Iannone
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/2)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity.
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- By Ted E.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/26)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity.
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- By Ted E.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/19)
Sometimes it seems like the world is run by Skynet, after it got infected with malware from an Eastern European porn site.
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- By Ted E.
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21 Eerily Specific Pop Culture Predictions That Came True
Look, we don't want to go around telling folks that we think prophets are real and stuff but, you know, there certainly is compelling evidence.
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- By AM Smiley
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13 Things You Didn't Know You Should Know
The world is like a movie written by a dozen coked-up screenwriters, the script of which was then eaten by one of their dogs, forcing the actors to try to perform their parts by reading the shit.
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- By Ted E.
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The 14 Most Important Stories You Probably Missed
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
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- By Ted E.
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6 Reasons Why The Cops Keep Killing People (Besides Racism)
When will cops freaking stop killing people?
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- By CRACKED Staff, Chris Radomile
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