If you grew up with Sesame Street, you learned about a whole bunch of different disorders without even knowing it.
We've got some finger pointing to do.
The past contained a lot more mind-numbing terror than history class was comfortable revealing to you.
If you think your future knowledge would help you in the past, we have bad news for you.
Sometimes the brainwashing overlords in charge of telling us what to buy go wildly off the rails, and it's always fun to sit back and soak in their failure.
When you think of the Victorian era you probably picture sexually repressed spinsters and sad little orphans. Not so fast though.
Once Eisenhower's chief of staff bet General Bernard "Monty" Montgomery a B-17 Flying Fortress, he was going to get it.
Here are some historical women whose creative sexual resumes stand up to any man's.
Quick, friend, grab your trusty magnifying glass and put on your best research pants.
It's fascinating to trace the origins of everyday phrases back and find out just how many of them were not only slang, but terms that referenced unspeakable horror.
When you go sifting through the shockingly explicit artifacts left behind by great civilizations, you find that modern society is pretty tame.
If you take a closer look at some of the machines we've been fervently drawing on our Trapper Keepers during study hall, you might find them hiding a ludicrous Achilles heel.
These creators gazed deep into the abyss, and the abyss blinked.
Their genitals aren't like ours. Theirs are special. Theirs are magic.
Many historic events were such drunken shitshows that it's hard to imagine what modern civilization would even look like if not for the intervention of booze.