This will change how you think of America forever. Or, you know, at least for a little while.
Most history books have been written by men, and wouldn't you know it? Those darn, sneaky ladies are nowhere to be found.
Turns out quitting the drink was a very stinky affair back in the day.
Every once in a while, huge crowds of ordinary people came together in epic demonstrations of collective mayhem, and suffered no consequences whatsoever for it.
Even humanity's biggest disasters have life-affirming moments hidden within, courtesy of regular people stepping up to help others.
Holiday traditions don't actually originate from elves and Krampus.
Here's a not often told story of bravery and perseverance.
The sheer awfulness of Nazism tainted everything they did. Even the fun things.
If you would have told our ancestors that one day we'd be using plastic cards and paper bills to acquire our daily needs, they probably would have said, 'Why? Is violence obsolete in the future? Also, what is plastic?'
Did you know your favorite party snack was invented by a racist utopian cult?
I'm here to try and defend my beloved country against accusations that we're nothing more than a nation of evil, mustache-twirling, power-obsessed psychopaths in well-tailored suits.
People have always been dumb.
We're not saying that digging around certain sites will stir up ancient curses. But, we're not saying it won't, either.