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The Three Most Hilarious Things About Watergate, According to David Mandel, the Man Behind \u2018White House Plumbers\u2019<\/a><\/h2>

Watergate has always been more of a comedy than drama<\/p>

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By Brian VanHooker <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Odd Truces in the History of War<\/a><\/h2>

When Russia versus Germany had to take a backseat to Humans versus Wolves.<\/p>

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By Eli Yudin <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Laws That Made Life Miserable in the Old Days<\/a><\/h2>

No kissing your spouse in public, or else it was off to the stocks with you<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 Relics the Government Somehow Managed to Lose<\/a><\/h2>

They\u2019ll never lose that traffic ticket of yours, but they did lose a nuke<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Five Guys Who Did Their Best to Remain Assholes Even Beyond the Grave<\/a><\/h2>

If they had it their way, no one would rest in peace<\/p>

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By Mike Rampton <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Giant Life and Tragic Death of Mary, the Infamous Baseball-Playing Circus Elephant<\/a><\/h2>

She was said to have had a lifetime batting average of a Ted Williams-esque .400. Unfortunately, that lifetime was cut short when she was publicly hung in front of 2,500 spectators<\/p>

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By Mike Rampton <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 Gross Historical Drinks That Show How Good Modern Drinkers Have It<\/a><\/h2>

Nothing caps off a hard week like horse milk<\/p>

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By Eli Yudin <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 Very Important Ideas That Started as Jokes<\/a><\/h2>

Before it devastated the U.S. economy, trick-down economics was funny?<\/p>

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By Amanda Mannen <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Mystery of the Machine-Gun Doppelgangers<\/a><\/h2>

Did the British inventor of the machine gun reinvent himself as a different, American inventor of the machine gun?<\/p>

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By Mike Rampton <\/a> <\/dd>
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The 5 Most Surprising Witnesses to Testify in Court<\/a><\/h2>

The defense would like to call Nixon \u2014 and also Fred Rogers<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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How the Biggest, Baddest Name in Booze Died a Pathetic, Underwhelming Death<\/a><\/h2>

Nothing is more rock \u2018n\u2019 roll than Jack Daniels \u2014 except for the truly lame, truly petulant way its founder literally kicked the bucket<\/p>

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By Mike Rampton <\/a> <\/dd>
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