Cracked Archive - Celebrities
4 Scandals That Prove We'll Forgive Celebrities for Anything
More often than not, celebrities dip to lows that a rational person would expect (or hope) they'd never recover from and, somehow, claw their way back into our good graces.
- By Adam Tod Brown
- /
- December 09, 2012
13 Bizarre Secrets Behind Celebrity Careers
Witchcraft? Worldwide conspiracy? You always knew there was something else at play behind Lady Gaga or whoever your most hated celebrity is.
- By Cracked Plasticians
- /
- November 30, 2012
The 5 Dumbest Nicknames (and Why the Media Uses Them)
The media's nicknames are incredibly stupid. Not the public figures behind them. Not always.
- By Chris Bucholz
- /
- November 24, 2012
Donald Trump's 4 Most Hilarious Attempts at a Good Idea
Donald Trump is not all veiled racism and self-aggrandizing mockubation. How could he have gotten where he is in life with no good qualities?
- By Felix Clay
- /
- November 17, 2012
The 8 Greatest Eddie Murphy Movies of All Time
We asked some of your favorite Cracked writers to pick their favorite Eddie Murphy movie, and defend their picks in a sudden-death, no-holds-barred cage match of thoughtful, comedy enthusiasm.
- By CRACKED Staff
- /
- November 12, 2012
5 Celebrities Who Get More Hate Than They Deserve (Part 2)
Without further ado, here are five celebrities who get way more hate than they deserve.
- By Adam Tod Brown
- /
- November 09, 2012
If Every Celebrity Got Their Own Batmobile
Every famous person roles around in their own personalized, Batmobile style vehicles in the version of Hollywood in our mind.
- By Cracked Plasticians
- /
- September 23, 2012
12 Interchangeable Celebrities You Probably Get Confused
Hollywood has a clone factory, and occasionally they screw up and let multiple clones out at the same time.
- By Robert Brockway
- /
- September 20, 2012
The 6 Strangest Previous Careers of Famous Musicians
Apparently, rock stars who actually had serious careers going before the whole music thing panned out, and some of them are rather mind-blowing.
- By Pauli Poisuo
- /
- September 03, 2012
7 Celebrity Animals: Where Are They Now? (A Drunk Column)
There's a good chance this will end with me throwing up on the carpet. So let's get started!
- By Soren Bowie
- /
- August 28, 2012
The 12 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Self-Portraits
The art of rendering one's own image on canvas is still going strong -- even in this era of the much more elegant iPhone mirror pic. As with everything else, celebrities do self-portraits better than us laypeople. Or at least they do them much, much weirder.
- By Liana Maeby
- /
- August 25, 2012
Introducing Two Wealthy Young Celebrities You Will Soon Hate
The Brant brothers make the Kardashians look like they deserve to be famous.
- By Soren Bowie
- /
- August 14, 2012
I Created Kristen Stewart: An Apology
The year was 2002. A young Gary Busey was wowing us all in Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice, and some upstart Canadians called Nickelback were teaching us all how to rock again. And how to love. And your humble narrator? I was up to my nuts in Hollywood intrigue.
- By Ian Fortey
- /
- July 28, 2012
Viral on Cracked
