Cracked Archive - Celebrities

6 Celebrity Kickstarters That Failed In Hilarious Ways

Some random nobody managed to get $55,000 for potato salad, and the following celebrities still failed miserably to reach their goals.


5 Beloved Actors Who Almost Exclusively Worked Drunk

Today's cautionary tales of excess aren't inventions of modern Hollywood. This kind of thing has actually been going on forever.


5 Famous Internet Memes (And Their Lives After Fame)

These people were plucked out of obscurity, turned into memes, and became mega internet famous. So what happened next?


6 Horrifying Sex Tips From Out Of Touch Celebrities

The thick veil of money and fame that separates celebrities from the normal world often causes them to believe that they're experts at pretty much everything.


Great Art With Bizarre Flaws You Never Noticed & Can't Unsee

Sometimes an artistic genius has a weak spot right in their chosen field, and we somehow all agree to overlook it.


Scientology Spied On South Park: 5 Plots Against Celebrities

Some famous people have the misfortune of becoming the target of a shadowy cabal that's willing to suspend their world-dominance campaign to simply harass them.


5 Actors Who Almost Died Horrible Deaths On Camera

Jason Statham nearly died while Sylvester Stallone calmly filmed it on his cellphone.


6 Urban Legends That Were Totally Made Up By Celebrities

A petty political squabble with one of America's Founding Fathers turned into a centuries-long monster myth.


The Most Racist Thing You Read As A Kid (Was By Dr. Seuss)

You might want to light some candles, because it's about to get pretty dark.


5 Celebrity AMAs That Went (Entertainingly) Bad

Reddit tore into Woody Harrelson like a puppy into a squeaky toy. There was to be no mercy.


6 Crafty Ways Celebrities Escaped Bad Business Deals

Ever wonder why Prince changed his name to a symbol?


6 Celebrities Who Are Fanboys Of The Last Thing You Expect

Southland was a TNT drama about the lives of a bunch of cops in Los Angeles ... except for the brief, magical moment when it was about Shaquille O'Neal talking about boobs.


6 Amazing Post-Fame Careers Of One-Hit Wonders

It's hard to shake off the label of


6 Letters By Famous Geniuses That Prove They Were Huge Dicks

Spoiler alert: Famous people are just as catty as the rest of us.


6 Celebrities Who Accidentally Revealed Embarrassing Things

Do you remember? Pepperidge Farms remembers. And so does MySpace.