Cracked Archive - Celebrities

5 Bizarre Comics Written By, And Starring, Celebrities

Stars are just like us! They eat food! They elude people conducting surveillance on them! And they write thinly veiled versions of themselves into comic books!


6 Amazing Stories Of Celebrities Getting Petty Revenge

When people become famous, they don't all of the sudden lose the ability to hold petty grudges.


6 Famous Men Who Did Creepy Things To Women They Slept With

Famous people should invest more in NDA's.


5 Embarrassing Early Works Of Brilliantly Funny People

Everyone has to start somewhere, including the most famous comedians in the world today.


20 Celebrities Who Should Have Stayed In Their Lanes

We're all for branching out, but maybe put some thought into it first.


6 Brutal Dictators You Didn't Know Had Celebrity BFFs

If you find yourself getting booked to hang out with someone who's in between hearings at The Hague, it's time to fire your agent and/or hire an ethics tutor.


5 Famous People Who Survived S**t That Should've Killed Them

Famous people are like just like us: Sometimes life tries to kill them. However, some of them don't take kindly to that.


The 6 Most WTF Unauthorized Uses Of Celebrity Images

No sane publicist would ever give permission for these appearances -- yet, here we are.


5 Celebrities Who Were Secretly Spies While They Were Famous

Lots of us grew up thinking that, out of the blue, we'd someday get recruited into a globetrotting spy adventure. And you know what? That actually happens!


25 Famous People You Didn't Notice Died In 2016 (Part 2)

Have a happier 2017, everybody.


18 Surprising Things That Celebrities Believe

Get ready to never see these people in the same light again.


20 Famous People You Didn’t Notice Died In 2016 (Part 1)

In keeping with tradition, we now look at the folks whose passing didn't create Prince-level national mourning, but who still deserve a posthumous tip of the hat.


5 Celebrities You Had No Idea Quit Fame For Normal Jobs

Once you get rich and famous at something like acting, it's most definitely possible to spend the next 30 years on a weirdo secret passion.


How Celebrity Culture Gets Us Psychologically Hooked

Why is the celebrity gossip industry a $3 billion a year business? Well ...


7 Stories Of Celebrity Encounters You Won’t Believe Are True

Celebrities don't like to hang out with randos -- unless they are CELEBRITY randos.