Cracked Archive - Celebrities

6 Famous People Whose Sex Brags Are Pure Insanity

Alex Jones: Super insane conspiracy theorist and professional troll. Also maybe a casanova?

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6 Actors Who Tried To Teach Lessons (And Madness Ensued)

According to Super Mario, if you do drugs you'll be sent to a nightmarish plane of brimstone and fire.

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21 Insane Ways Celebrities Get (And Stay) Rich

Talent often pales in value to name recognition.

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6 Famous People Who Are Quietly Super Nice In Person

In case you needed further proof that Matthew McConaughey is the coolest guy ever.

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5 Celebrity Jerk Moves So WTF, They'd Put Kanye To Shame

You know you've achieved a level of fame humans rarely do when you can roll joints on your bodyguard's head.

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8 Famous Celebrity Looks (That Were Stupid Accidents)

While you might think iconic styles take years to perfect, sometimes all it takes is a little drug use or a simple dare to make fashion history.

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4 Strange, Revealing Fanmail Replies From Famous People

There's one guaranteed way to tell what a celebrity is really like: the way the interact with their fans.

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24 Famous People You Didn't Know Hated Each Other

With great fame comes great responsibility ... to step up your pettiness.

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How 16 Celebrity Careers Imploded, Explained In 3 Steps

Sometimes three steps in the wrong direction is all it takes to tank a career.

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Proof That Celebrities Should Never Give Life Tips

Don't famous people have publicists specifically to keep them from saying stuff like this?

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8 WTF Celebrity Appearances On Foreign Talk Shows

Outside the U.S., talk shows are done differently. Very differently. Sometimes, a lot can get lost in translation, like everybody's minds.

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The Real Trouble With The GOP We're Too Distracted To Notice

Weird how an act so damning it could end presidential campaigns is now something we're just accepting from the Trump administration wholesale.

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A Celebrity You Don't Like Has Died, Try Not To Be A Dick

Don't say 'I'm sorry for your loss, but ...' Just end your sentences after 'loss' and move on.

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11 Famous People You Never Realized Were Insanely Hot

NOTE: This article is safe for work, but you will get the vapors.

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