Cracked Archive - Celebrities


Weird Things In Famous Peoples' Pasts

A roundup of the weird things celebrities never talk about.


5 Moronic Stunts YouTube Stars Won't Quit Doing

It really does kind of seem like these guys ran out of good ideas just seconds after purchasing their cameras.


The 6 Most Outlandish Claims Made By Celebrities

There are some celebrities who have told tales so tall you could see your house from them.


6 Crazy Auditions That Landed Actors Their Famous Roles

Because Hollywood is a pinball machine with bumpers of randomness and insanity, sometimes famous parts go to actors (even great ones) for all the wrong reasons.


6 Common Ideas You Had No Idea Celebrities Actually Owned

Celebrities are slowly buying words in the dictionary like a bunch of newly discovered private islands.


Schwarzenegger Did A Creepy Soft-Porn Travel Video In 1983

In 1983, Arnold Schwarzenegger teamed up with Playboy Entertainment to make an educational travel video about Carnival in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. At least, that was the intention.


17 Good-Guy Moves By Bad-Guy Celebrities

Turns out bad guys do good things, sometimes.


6 Famous People Whose Origin Stories Are Dark Secrets

Nobody expects celebrities to be exactly the way they portray themselves onscreen. Still, it's always shocking when famous people turn out to be the complete opposite of what they're famous for.


The 5 Most WTF Casting Decisions For Teenage Roles

Hollywood hates casting teenagers to play teenagers.


6 Famous People Who Hilariously Trolled Their Own Fans

Some celebrities see fame as tremendous burden and distraction from their craft, whereas others treat it as a golden opportunity to screw with thousands of strangers for no logical reason.


12 Faded Celebrities With Secret Lives In Cartoons

Turns out Mark Hamill isn't the only one who can take his voice to the bank.


6 Totally WTF True Stories Of Celebrities Meeting Each Other

We all know someone who has an awkward story about meeting a famous person.


6 Famous Writers Who Secretly Wrote Insane Pieces Of Trash

Every writer has one or two dark secrets lurking in a bottom desk drawer somewhere.


5 BS Products Gwyneth Paltrow And Alex Jones Both Shill

You can tell a lot about a celebrity by the products they shill.


6 Outrageous Ways Hollywood Can (And Will) Screw You Over

Breaking into Hollywood is really hard. Especially when the very industry you're trying to break into is aching to screw you over.