Me: Thanks for inviting me over.
That Doctor: We both know I didn't. You insisted it be here.
Me: Thank you, you too. Listen, before we get started, there are just some preliminary questions I have to ask you to give my readers some context.
That Doctor: The readers of your little blog?
Me: What type of doctor are you?
That Doctor: I'm an internist.
Me: What does that mean? You just get coffee for real doctors?
That Doctor: Not an intern. An internist. I focus on the prevention and treatment of diseases.
Me: Do you deal with insurance companies regularly?
That Doctor: I do. I would say about 90 percent of the patients I see are insured.
Me: Great. And do you have any comment on the rumor that the loose skin on your neck looks a little like a testicle sack?
That Doctor: ...
That Doctor: I made the rules under which I would do this interview very clear.