If there's one thing every movie trailer can agree on, it's this: The world has changed. And if you want to learn to survive in this chaotic hellscape, you're going to have to change too. No, we're not suggesting you learn gun-fu or join a secret society; we just have some cool modern takes on old ideas that we think you'll love.
Why draw with traditional pencils and paper when this adjustable tracing pad will allow you to connect your work to your computer instantly? Adjustable brightness settings and an easy-to-use, intuitive design helps you get started quickly and easily, and you'll never have to worry about exploding pens ruining your clothes ever again. Normally $49.99, the LED Adjustable Tracing Pad is available in the Cracked Store for just $25 -- that's 50 percent off. Plus you can get an additional 15 percent off with the code MADNESS15, making the final price just $21.25.
Instead of vaping nicotine or flavoring, the KININ Eco Portable Diffuser vapes aromatherapy. Now you can experience your favorite essential oils on the go, and even switch oils whenever you want with magnetic "wellness pods." The ultra-cool "Recovery" wellness pods can refresh, decongest, and soothe sore throats or sore muscles easily, and the whole device recharges by connecting to any standard USB charger. Technology! Normally $75, you can get the KININ Eco Portable Diffuser and Wellness Pod Kit in the Cracked Store for just $54.99 (26 percent off). And the MADNESS15 code brings the whole thing down to $46.74.
Weighted blankets aren't just for extra comfort or for weight training in your sleep. Scientists believe they can improve your sleep quality and health, and decrease anxiety. This blanket's packed with tiny glass spheres that will help you fall asleep faster, stay asleep all night, and wake up with the fiery passion of a well-rested lion. The normal price is $85.99. The Cracked Store price is just $68.99 (19 percent off). After using the MADNESS15 code, you can get the Puro Down Weighted Blanket for just $58.64.
In the old days, you had to carry around a specific charger for each device. You know who does that now? Fools and buffoons! The GOSPACE SuperCharger will charger four devices at once, whether they need USB, USB-C, or Qi wireless charging. It also comes with EU, UK, and AU-style sockets for charging during travel. The normal price is $99. The Cracked Store price is $44.99. After the MADNESS15 code, the GOSPACE SuperCharger is yours for just $38.24.
Did you know your smartphone is also a virtual reality headset? OK, well, that's not quite true. You need to get these IPM 3D Virtual Reality Glasses first, complete with a Bluetooth remote. But then, hoo boy, get ready to turn your reality all sorts of virtual! Normal price: $69.99. Cracked Store Price: $14.99. After MADNESS15 code, you can get the IPM 3D Virtual Reality Glassses for just $12.74.
Have you ever wanted to pack your cat in your backpack without it being considered animal cruelty? Now you can, with a backpack that's specifically designed for your cat, no matter how fat it is. Normal price: $199.99. Cracked Store Price: $109.99 (45 percent off). After MADNESS15, the Fat Cat Backpack is just $93.49.
Not only does this finely tuned oral hygiene machine clean your teeth with an incredible 40,000 brush strokes per minute, but the UV sanitizing charging case kills 99 percent of germs between brushings. Your teeth will be so clean you could practically eat off them. Normal price: $259.00. Cracked Store Price: $49.99 (80 percent off). After MADNESS15, the Platinum Sonic Toothbrush And USB Sanitizing Case can be yours for just $42.49.
The name says it all. This is a DIY drone kit. (OK, it doesn't involve the Force, but the name mostly says it all.) Use it to customize your own flying machine from scratch like some kind of crazed scientist. Normal price: $49.99. Cracked Store Price: $39.99. After MADNESS15, you can get the Force Flyers DIY Building Block Fly 'n Drive Drone for just $33.99.
Not only are these buds ultra portable and super lightweight, but they also come with their own recharging box, which looks like it belongs on a space ship and can fully refill your batteries up to five times. Given their two-to-three-hour battery life and 60 hours of standby time, there's a lot of power packed in these tiny buds. Normal price: $89.99. Cracked Store price: $39.99 (55 percent off). After MADNESS15, the CX1 True Wireless Earbuds are just $33.99.
A bathroom without light is a dangerous place. Not only can you mess up your aim, but you can also seriously injure yourself in one of those deadly sitting-down-while-the-seat-is-up mishaps. Well, you'll never run into that problem again with this motion-activated LED light, which changes from red to green to indicate toilet seat location. Normal price: $19.99. Cracked Store Price: $11.99. After MADNESS15, the Motion-Activated LED Toilet Light is just $10.19.
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