This Deal On Digital Halloween Decorations Is Scary Good

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For 364 days of the year, your home is judged based on its size, property value, and proximity to water slides. But on Halloween, the only metric that matters is scariness per square foot. So if you want to maximize your cubic hauntitude, then you better take your plastic skeletons, dollar-store cobwebs, and rotting pumpkins and chuck them in a landfill. Those no longer cut it. The only way to nab the award for Scariest House on the Block is with AtmosFEARFX Digital Decorations.

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AtmosFEARFX Digital Decorations are spooky DVDs which transform any TV into a real-life horror show. They have several reels of frightful apparitions to match whatever haunted house theme you might be going for, be it Modern Paranormal Chic or Classic Victorian or just "So Scary They Poop A Little." But what really gets the screams going is when you pair these ghoulish CG animations with a video projector. For example, you can make your house look like it's being overrun by zombies, or convince neighbors that you have a murderous ghost family living in the basement. AtmosFEARX even sells special projection material, so you can create theme park-level hologram installations in your yard or other open spaces.

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To help you prepare for the spookiest day of the year, we're offering $39.99 in AtmoFX store credit in the Cracked Shop. You can take an extra 15 percent off at checkout when you use code ATMOS15.

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