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Kangaroos have the right idea -- a big ol' bag right there on their belly, just begging to be stuffed full of whatever they need to carry around that day.* We crummy humans don't have pouches (or at least, none that can fit our laptop and important work papers), so we have to carry around external pouches, like the ones on sale here.
*Note that we learned everything we know about kangaroos from cartoons and cereal boxes.
Oregami FIT 2.0 Unfolding Luggage Organizer
If you never have trouble organizing your luggage, then HA! We knew you'd reveal yourself eventually, WITCH! As for us mortals, we understand that even the most meticulously packed bag will transform into a limp cyclone of wrinkly shirts and unpleated pantaloons. But if you use the Oregami FIT 2.0, which divides your luggage into compartments and keeps them separate through your entire flight / train ride / road trip / shuttle launch, then you might be able to take your place amongst the magical. It also fits most brands of compact carry-on luggage.