is the producer of some great sitcoms and a lot of tweets much funnier than those sitcoms, because, standards & practices ruin everything
. Making fun of Chris Brown and children are his two favorite hobbies, although children have been taught to explain what they've done wrong.
He went into comedy after Batman confiscated his umbrellas.*
*Ellas ellas, ay ay ay
Zuker is the most gleeful of Brown trolls, perpetually deflating Chris Brown's crush on Chris Brown. Every time Breezy tweets something, he sets himself up as the straight man in an old-school situational-comedy, like when one roommate is a fastidious snob and the other roommate bashes women's faces into windows.
Simplicity is often best
Because he still thinks he's awesome. Brown has 4.6 million Twitter followers. Just 200,000 more and he can win a presidential election in one of the countries that frowns on hitting women, or Afghanistan right now. Every time an adoring supporter tells him she'd love for him to beat her, it contributes to...to...Jesus Christ, humanity, what the hell is wrong with you? Defenders say, "He didn't hit her THAT badly," but striking a woman is a penny/pound proposition. The only heroes we accept that kind of behavior from are Ryu and Sean Connery. Wait--why do we accept that from Sean Connery? Fuck that old lady-beater. Daniel Craig was closer to Fleming's Bond.
And Ryu only hits women because they're in his way
Anyway, if you spent a thousand years patiently explaining to each member of Team Breezy why he's not worth their time and attention, you'd be older than planet Earth, and they'd still be typing in all-caps. With the whole world cheering him on, it's hard for a young man to remember how to fake humility. At some point, you have to clamp down on your ego or get a manager who will do it for you, but the only people qualified to keep a lid on Chris Brown already have much safer jobs taming lions, so he needs a personal jester to mock his flaws until he finally gets it. Danny Zuker takes up that bold challenge in the hope that maybe, just maybe, Brown will grow a sense of humor and stop attacking things.