Damn, that sounds like Person of the Year material! What magazine is that, anyway? Wait ... National Review? The ultra-conservative magazine? Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson graced the same cover that once hosted Ayn Rand?
"Also in this issue: Parasites Caught On Camera Benefiting From The Social Contracts Of The State! (OMG!)"
Hold on, then why the hell is Michael Moore endorsing him? Why are liberals on Facebook and Twitter clamoring for him to run? This might shock some of you, but as recently as 2016, Johnson considered himself a Republican.
The liberal endorsements probably have to do with him denouncing some Trumpian comments from the CEO of Under Armour (one of his sponsors) and his refusal to support a travel ban. But that seems like the bare minimum effort from a person who's planning to run against Trump (on either side of the aisle). Shit, Ivanka Trump has been tougher on Trump than that, and she makes her living monetizing his farts.
The Rock's actual record is even more obtuse. Supposedly, he is now a registered Independent, and he refused to endorse either candidate or even reveal who he voted for in 2016. One time he appeared at both the Republican and Democratic National Conventions in the same year. Flying right down the middle is great if you're a professional bowler, but you can't answer every debate question by smiling and saying, "I love America." Or maybe you can, but ... well ... you really shouldn't.