Markwayne, you may not realize why everyone thinks you're a pulsating, prolapsed a*****e. I'm confident that you don't know why everyone thinks you're an a*****e because if you even had the self-awareness of a sea slug, you may have Googled what "public servant" or "by the people and for the people" mean before you decided to play "Lil' Markwayney the Politics Man" out on the street.
To begin with, even if you were raised by solid gold hyenas in a diamond mine, your job is to represent the unfortunate victims of your bullshit-laden yet tragically successful campaign for office. You went out of your way to be their voice. You chose to be a person who does what the people in your constituency want you to do. That's the f*****g job description. If you wanted to jack off all day onto a bust of George Washington, you didn't have to involve the electorate.
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"I see any wood, I'mma chop it down like a cherry tree."