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At this point, you've probably heard of CBD, which has therapeutic effects like reducing anxiety, easing chronic pain, and helping with depression. However, the way many people use CBD ("Have you tried this armpit paste?") might seem a little unsettling. But no longer! The Cracked Store has a variety of CBD products that are ridiculously tasty. And best of all, you can get an additional 15 percent off with the code "SEMIANNUAL" at checkout.
It's impossible not to smile when eating sour gummy bears. That's a scientific fact. So when the gummy bears also claim to help you mellow out, your smile gets all that much bigger. These sour gummies are made with 100 percent organic hemp oil, are 100 percent non-psychoactive, and are also 100 percent delicious. Normally $29.99, you can grab some in the Cracked Store right now for just $24.99 ($21.24 with the code SEMIANNUAL).
Let's say you're not into bears, because maybe one unjustly blamed you for forest fires as a kid, and now you're permanently traumatized. That's why we're also offering you these watermelon gummy slices: just as delicious as the bears, contained in far less threatening a metaphor. Normally $49.99, you can buy High Potency CBD Watermelon Slice Gummies in the Cracked Store right now for just $24.99. Use code SEMIANNUAL to get them for just $21.24.
But oh no, watermelons aren't doing it for you either! Maybe when you were a kid, a dump truck full of watermelons accidentally unloaded itself all over your family's car, trapping you all in a watermelon-y hell for weeks until you finally ate your way out. This is totally understandable. That's why these Peach Ring Gummies exist, and that's why their $49.99 price tag has been reduced to just $24.99 in the Cracked Store, or $21.24 with the code SEMIANNUAL.
It feels almost mythical, but here we've got gummy worms that aren't sour. What will the CBD scientists think of next? No one knows, unless they've scrolled down and read ahead (don't do that, you'll spoil the jokes). Normally $34.99, these Savage CBD Edible Gummies are available in the Cracked Store right now for just $24.99. That's $21.24 with the code SEMIANNUAL.
The best part of CBD is that you can enjoy the benefits when it's applied topically. This lotion will help relieve aches and pains in your muscles fast, and you won't need to worry about eating anything or even the smell, since it's just a pleasant lavender scent. Normally $44.99, the Savage CBD Full Spectrum Lotion is available in the Cracked Store now for just $29.99 ($25.49 with the code SEMIANNUAL).
A grapefruit-flavored tincture is the perfect way to help yourself to a tiny spot of CBD on your way to work or whenever you need it. It's discreet, small, and deliciously tangy, just like a miniature grapefruit. Normally $99.99, this 1,000 mg tincture of Grapefruit CBD can be yours for just $69.99. Want it for $59.49? Use the code SEMIANNUAL.
Turns out it's not only you who can enjoy the perks of CBD. Your pet can benefit as well. Just spray a spot of this in their mouth, and watch them relax along with you, just like nature intended. Normally $44.99, the Pet Spray can be yours for just $32.99. Use the code SEMIANNUAL to get it for just $28.04.
Maybe you're not into tinctures, candies, or even sprays. Can we interest you in a small, flavorless orb that you can eat? If there's a better way to simulate having your emotions regulated by unfeeling robot overlords, we'd love to hear it. Normally $39.99, a pack of CBD Softgels are available right now in the Cracked Store for just $32.99. That's $28.04 with code SEMIANNUAL.
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