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There's no better way to ring in 2019 than by learning a new skill that you can use to earn gobs of money in a new career. "New year, new me, new paycheck" as they say, and we're here to help with these ten training bundles. Use the code NEWYEAR2019 at checkout to save an additional 19 percent.
If you're trying to get any kind of job in IT, you pretty much have to get CompTIA-certificated. You could plan on just bluffing your way through the interview with a pair of glasses and an old laptop, but eventually they'll figure it out once you actually have to do your job. This course contains ten hours of instruction designed to teach you everything you need to know to pass the CompTIA A+ 220-2901 certification exam on your first try. Normally it sells for $299, but if you click here right now, you can get it at 96 percent off for just $9.99. Use the code above to take the price down even further to only $8.09.
"Photography" is a hobby often claimed by people with zero training or talent to spice up their Tinder profiles, but if you actually want to pursue an interest and/or a possible career in snapping legitimately good photos, then you need the Photography Diploma Master Class. This one-month course will teach you everything you need to know to start taking cover shots for National Geographic and/or get more likes on your Instagram posts, even if you've never held a camera before. Normally, this course costs $395, but if you click here right now, you can take 92% off plus a further price drop and get access for only $29.99. Use the above code to bring the price down to $24.29.
If you like to rock the 1s and 2s, but the last time you tried it, you were uninvited from every party in the country, then you need to check out DJ Courses Online. These 12 courses contain 16 hours of instruction to teach you how to up your DJ game, including the basics of music production and mixing, and how to use necessary DJ tools like Ableton and Serato DJ. Normally, lifetime access to DJ Courses Online costs $600, but if you click here right now you can take 96 percent off and get it for only $19. Use the above code to drop the price even further to just $15.39.
Microsoft Excel mastery is an invaluable skill to learn, whether you're looking to beef up your resume in 2019 or just improve your Pokemon card cataloging skills. The Microsoft Excel Diploma Master Class is a one-month course designed to teach you everything about Excel, from the basics to advanced techniques guaranteed to dazzle any prospective employer. Normally, access to this course costs $395, but if you click here right now, you can take 95 percent off and get it for $19. Use the above code at checkout to bring the total down to just $15.39.
Trying to launch a successful business without a social media presence these days is like making a Han Solo movie that doesn't have Harrison Ford in it. Your best possible result is a "meh." The Social Media Marketing Master Class Bundle will teach you all the skills you need to know to get a lucrative job in the field of social media advertising with over 28 hours of training. Then you can turn that meh into a "Wowee WHOA!" Normally this bundle sells for $969, but if you click here, you can take 97 percent off and get lifetime access for $29. Use the above code to drop the price even further to just $24.29.
Java has been a top programming language for over 20 years, and the Ultimate Java Programming Bundle will teach you all the Java things. That way, you can learn to build apps for mobile devices and the web without taking out multiple student loans. In the bundle, you'll get access to eight comprehensive courses on everything from Java basics to Graphic User Interface (GUI) construction to certification training as a Java engineer. Normally, this bundle costs $1,592, but if you click here right now, you can take 98 percent off and get lifetime access for $29. Use the code above to bring the total down to just $24.29.
Digital artists are highly sought-after professionals, but many people are too intimidated to learn how to become one, considering they can barely write their own name in legible handwriting. But guess what? That doesn't matter. The Complete Adobe CC Training Bundle will teach you everything you need to know to start a lucrative new career in graphic design, video editing, and post production, even if your artistic skill level can best be described as "stick figure." The bundle contains over 65 hours of instruction covering Adobe's main products, including Photoshop, InDesign, and After Effects. Normally this bundle sells for $673, but if you click here, you can take 95 percent off and get lifetime access for $29. Use the above code to drop the total even further to just $24.29.
In addition to being Hulk Hogan's preferred nickname for his bicep, Python is also one of the most popular languages for web development and software support. If you're looking to start a lucrative career in software engineering, then you'd be a straight-up fool to ignore the Ultimate Python Programmer's Boot Camp Bundle. This training bundle contains 45 hours of instruction on virtually every aspect of Python, including introductory courses, how to use Python in web security, developing apps for the web using Python and Django 2, and 100 hands-on exercises to hone your coding skills. The Ultimate Python Programmer's Boot Camp Bundle usually sells for $814.95, but if you click here, you can get lifetime access at 95 percent off for only $39. Drop the price down even further to just $31.59 with the code at the top.
DevOps and AWS are only growing in value as we continue to banish physical media to the shadow realm in favor of the Cloud, and this training bundle will teach you all there is to know in order to get certified as an employable expert. The bundle contains 21 hours of instruction covering the various skill sets you'll need for DevOps and AWS, including software development, networking, and database management. Normally the bundle costs $700, but if you click here right now, you can take 95 percent off and get access for $29. Use the above code to bring the total down to just $24.29.
"Six Sigma" may sound like a superhero fraternity mixer, but in reality, it's one of the most popular management methodologies currently out there. The Complete Six Sigma Training and Certification Bundle will teach you how to increase your performance and productivity by identifying and eliminating "waste," which refers to things like over-production, too much downtime, or that co-worker who takes two-hour lunches and then leaves work an hour early to "beat the traffic." In the bundle, you'll learn the ins and outs of Six Sigma and how to apply it to various professional fields, such as software development, information technology, manufacturing, and healthcare. Then sit back and relax as the six-figure checks start rolling in. Normally this bundle sells for $2,300, but if you click here right now, you can take 97 percent off plus an additional price drop and get access for only $59. Use the above code to bring the total down to $47.79.
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