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Wireless headphones are pretty much the go-to choice these days. That is, unless you're fine with dangling an irritating tripwire behind you everywhere you go, ready to fling your smartphone down the stairs at the slightest errant tug. So for the safety of your phone and the sanctity of your style, you owe it to yourself to check out these five awesome Bluetooth headphones.
Whether you're trying to block out aggressive freestylers on your morning commute or listen to the new Cardi B album in peace, the TREBLAB Z2 wireless noise-cancelling headphones will get the job done. These high-quality ergonomic headphones can fill your ears with sweet, delectable music and block out any unwanted sounds in the background for up to 35 hours per charge, meaning you are now forever more the master of whatever sound waves enter your skull. Typically the TREBLAB Z2 sells for $259.99, but if you click here right now, you can knock 69 percent off that price and get a pair for $78.99.
If you're a frequent flyer, or just work in an office that's more chatty than an Aaron Sorkin script, please take a gander at the Paww WaveSound 3 Noise-Cancelling Bluetooth Headphones. The WaveSound 3 fold up for easy storage, so you can whip them out anytime a conversation starts to get boring. But even beyond that, it's able to cancel out up to 20 decibels of sound, making it perfect whether you're listening to a friend's podcast or just want to enjoy a comfortable silence. They normally sell for $149.99, but right now you can get a pair at 50 percent off, for just $74.99.
If you can't curl a bicep or press a leg without listening to some tunes, then you need the BlueAnt Pump Wireless HD Sportsbuds. They offer high-quality sound for up to eight hours per charge and operate at a longer range than most wireless earbuds, meaning you could probably take these things spelunking, let alone weightlifting, and not lose a second of audio. Normally they sell for $129, but today you can shave 76 percent off that price and get a pair for just $29.99.
Wireless earbuds are all about freedom. Sometimes that means freedom to run without untangling a nest of wires, and sometimes it means the freedom of motion to perfect your kata without accidentally tearing your headphones out of your ears. In either case, you should check out the Air Bud Wireless Bluetooth Earbuds. Offering the same sleek functionality as Apple AirPods without setting your wallet ablaze, the Air Buds carry 2.5 hours of listening per charge, plus an additional ten charges in the included charging case. Normally a pair of Air Buds sells for $119.99, but right now you can get a pair at 79 percent off for just $24.99.
If you want a truly elite pair of earbuds, you should check out the Treblab X2 True Wireless Earbuds. They're made from beryllium, an element found in the cores of stars, so wearing these basically makes you a space person. Plus the X2 (yes, it's also named after the best X-Men movie ever made, don't @ us) can connect to multiple devices for up to ten hours of listening per charge. Normally they retail for $149.97, but right now you can get them at 55 pecent off for just $66.99.
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