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You might really like your job, but the odds are pretty good that you don't totally love it. Maybe the pay is great, but the benefits are terrible. Maybe the pay is terrible and the benefits are a monthly raffle for Steak n Shake coupons. Maybe you accidentally sat in jam on your first day, and now everyone at the office has been calling you "jam butt" for the past two years. Whatever the reason, Jam Butt, you're now looking for something better.
And you're in luck, because you can get started on a lucrative new career as an IT professional with the help of these training bundles! Mastering any one of them will make you an in-demand IT pro, while mastering all of them will probably grant you the ability to see through time.
The Complete Cisco Network Certification Training Bundle
The Complete Cisco Network Certification Training Bundle contains over 150 hours of training content and 105 lectures designed to make you a certified expert in network design and security. The bundle consists of nine specialized modules, including basic LAN implementation, CCNP certification, secure network design, IP routing, cloud-based and wide area networking, and every aspect of network security there is short of "What happens if someone plugs themselves into the Matrix?" This is the perfect way to start off your new career, and you can get a year of access to the entire bundle for $59. To give you an idea of how totally insane a discount this is, the normal price of the Complete Cisco Network bundle is $801 (a 92 percent discount). If you pass this up, you deserve your jammy fate.