No one slept more soundly than Han Solo did in carbonite, and no one will sleep more soundly than you after being wrapped up in this Joy Division Going Solo duvet cover. However, you definitely have the better deal in this scenario. Your alarm clock probably isn't the sound of Jabba the Hutt laughing.
Everyone knows that we at Cracked have wrapped ourselves in a blanket of pop culture in a figurative sense, but you might not realize that we've done so in a literal sense too. Come join us in the blankety goodness with this polyester and Sherpa fleece blanket, which will keep you cozy long after these cultural symbols have faded into obscurity.