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V-Day is for lovers, and regardless of where you are in your relationship, everybody appreciates a thoughtful gesture on the most romantic day of the year. So if your romance gene is flawed, read on, because we've got some gifts that will knock your special someone's socks off. Plus you can take an additional 10% off using the code LOVE10 at checkout.
Sure, you can give them regular ol' roses ... or you could give them roses that stay fresh for a whole year without any maintenance! (How's that for a metaphor?) Long-lasting roses are a huge hit with celebs, from the Kardashian clan to Jessica Alba, so you know they've got to be good.
Not ready to go for the whole gold glittery look? We get it. You're less flashy, more minimalist. This velvet gray box sends a similar message with a more understated container.
Send the same message in a more transparent package with this jewelry box construction! Is that another metaphor? Maybe. Or maybe it's just a cool-looking box.
Not everybody's a red rose kind of person. If you're feeling hip, try these pure white roses on for size.
This high-polish bangle features an initial delicately engraved in a heart-shaped charm. Just make sure you get the initial right.
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Jewelry is the classic Valentine's Day gift, and this pretty and practical piece will look great on virtually anyone, especially that special anyone.
Not too great with words? Who cares! Let this sentimental necklace do the talking for you. Swarovski crystals always know what to say.
You can't go wrong with flowers on Valentine's Day, and Florists.com is one of the top flower delivery services in the world. Choose from bouquets, arrangements, gift baskets, and more, and Florists.com will handle it like a boss -- a flower boss.
These gorgeous earrings will make that special someone look like Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast At Tiffany's, which is obviously a huge win for whoever is giving this gift.
This beautiful necklace is the perfect gift for someone who likes their rocks to shine with a little color. Nothing says love like a ruby red heart, and nothing says steal like a near-$286 price reduction.
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