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Spring is almost upon us, which means it's time to bring your jams outside for a jog, a barbecue, or an impromptu front yard flash mob. We've rounded up the best deals we can find on earbuds, headphones, and speakers to give your outings the epic soundtracks they deserve. Use the code SEMIANNUAL at checkout to save an additional 15 percent, because we love you exactly 15 percent more than your friends and family do.
If you're the type of audiophile who believes CDs should be bigger and more textured, then you need RokBlok. This extremely portable 2" x 4" record player can spin your entire vinyl collection and blast out righteous analog sound through its own speakers, or beam it wirelessly to any Bluetooth speakers you care to grace with your jams. Normally it sells for $99, but if you click here and enter the code SEMIANNUAL at checkout, you can get one at 15 percent off for just $84.15.
Tired of nearly being garroted by your headphones every time you go for a jog or decide to move around slightly? The AiryBuds Bluetooth Wireless Earbuds are true wireless earbuds that fit snugly into your lobes, delivering crystal clear audio with exactly zero cords or cables. Plus, thanks to the included charging case, you can keep them juiced up on the go. Normally the AiryBuds cost $50, but today you can get a pair at 50 percent off for just $24.99. Use the coupon code to save an additional 15 percent and get a pair for $21.24.
These true wireless earbuds use the latest Bluetooth 5.0 technology to fill your ears with sound of such high quality that you'll swear Adele is in the room with you. The Brios feature rapid charging, sweat protection (for those particularly intense listening sessions), and a charging case that provides you with 50 total hours of listening time. That means you could be lost in the jungle for two whole days and still rock out. Normally the Brios cost $149.95, but today you can get a pair in Gun Metal or White at 56 percent off for only $64.99. Enter the code SEMIANNUAL to save an additional 15 percent and get them for $55.24.
The Anker Soundcore Flare Bluetooth Speaker brings the club to your living space with enhanced bass and a synchronized light show. Customize your sound and light settings with the companion Soundcore app and get unstoppably funky with 360-degree sound and five different illumination patterns and color schemes. Plus, you can connect two Anker speakers to deliver a thunderous listening experience that'll let the whole neighborhood know who the DJ is for the night. Normally the Anker sells for $59.99, but today you can enter the code SEMIANNUAL at checkout to save 15 percent and get one for $50.99.
These lightweight wireless earbuds offer four hours of listening time, with ten hours of additional power stored in the included charging case. Now you don't have to worry about running out of juice in the middle of drowning out some weirdo trying to talk to you about his demo tape on the subway. The AirTaps usually sell for $99.90, but today you can get a pair at 62 percent off for $36.99. Plus, use the code SEMIANNUAL to save an additional 15 percent to bring those babies down to just $31.44.
The Soundfreaq Double Spot Bluetooth Wireless Speaker syncs with any Bluetooth-compatible device and pumps out crunchy grooves and thoughtful podcasts with crystal-clear quality. The speaker also comes with a USB charging port, so you can charge your devices while you listen for optimal productivity. The Double Spot also has wireless controls directly on the unit, so you can skip tracks and pause and play without having to run back and forth to your device like a relay Olympian in the 100-Meter Spotify race. Normally the speakers sell for $149, but today you can save 46 percent and get one for $79.99. Type in that coupon code to slash an additional 15 percent and bring that price down to $67.99.
If you do a lot of traveling -- be it cycling, riding public transportation, or web-slinging -- then sling right up to the Bluepot Bluetooth Speaker and Power Bank. As the name suggests, the Bluepot acts as a portable speaker AND a portable charger, able to fully juice up your iPhone five times and play 150 hours of music before it needs to recharge. That means you could run away from home for, like, an entire week without stopping the tunes. Normally the Bluepot costs $80, but today you can save 41 percent and get a pair for just $46.99. And if you enter the code SEMIANNUAL, you can save another 15 percent and snag a Bluepot for $39.94.
If you want a theater-quality sound system strapped to your head without the subsequent spinal injuries or medical bills, then check out the TaoTronics Bluetooth Headphones. These wireless headphones deliver rich, premium audio thanks to their 50mm deep-aperture drivers, and up to 25 hours of comfortable listening on a single charge. Normally they sell for $54.99, but right now you can get a pair at 27 percent off for $39.99. Save another 15 percent with the code SEMIANNUAL to get them for just $33.99.
If you're looking for high-quality wireless listening options, but earbuds make you feel like a robot being plugged in, then check out the Cowin E7 Active Noise-Cancelling Bluetooth Headphones. These ergonomically designed headphones fit comfortably over your ears with cushioned swiveling cups, and utilize world-class adaptive noise-cancelling technology to block out unwanted external noise and preserve audio clarity. They also give you up to 30 hours of listening on a single charge. A pair of these babies normally costs $69.99, but today you can save 8 percent and get them for $63.99. Save an additional 15 percent by entering the code SEMIANNUAL at checkout to get them for $58.87.
These Bluetooth headphones feature 98 percent noise cancellation, meaning you could theoretically wear them during a plane crash and not notice anything was amiss until you opened your eyes to see that you're sharing an island with a smoke monster. The Culture V1 headphones boast smart features like automatically pausing when you take them off, and an ambient mode for when you actually do want to hear something, such as the Domino's driver ringing your doorbell. Normally they sell for $200, but today you can save 32 percent and get a pair for $135. Enter the code SEMIANNUAL to take an additional 15 percent off and drop the price down to $114.75.
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