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It doesn't matter who you are; we could all use more skills. And we can use these skills in a variety of ways, from impressing strangers outside of the mall to winning trophies at the Renaissance Faire to potentially getting better jobs. And it's that last thing that we're gonna focus on today, as the Cracked Shop has assembled an array of skills-oriented deals that will propel you to the next level of hirability. Get ready to make more money, y'all.
Adobe Photoshop is the world's leading photo editing software, and is absolutely essential for any career in design. Given that marketers are all about using pretty pictures to convince people to buy things or click on things, learning Photoshop is a boon in just about any industry. You can grab this bundle today for 33% off at $99.99.
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Learning Photoshop is sweet, but you know what they say about one-trick ponies: You can take 'em to water, but you can't make 'em drink, because the only trick they know is going to the water. Er, or something like that. Anyway, this bundle goes beyond photo editing to cover typography, masking, rendering 3D models, animation, and many more useful skills for graphic design. It's also 33% off today at $99.99.
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Sometimes, for a designer, an asset is beyond salvage. A selfie of a chin rather than a face. A photo of a lion's butt as it races out of frame. A picture of your dad. Sometimes photos just suck. But you don't have to be the sucky photographer! This bundle teaches you everything you need to know about photography, from framing a shot to retouching photos. It's also 33% off at $99.99! (And we're kidding about your dad. We're sure he's very handsome.)
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What are ... business skills? Great question! If you ask this bundle, they're a lot like people skills -- which most people don't have in the slightest. Can you believe that? That guy on the train who is openly farting on people as they get off may not have what it takes to succeed in the business world. Well, if he studied this bundle, he'd develop some stronger soft skills, like communication and public speaking. He'd discover some popular motivational models and become more disciplined in his thinking (and hopefully in his flatulence). He could get more done and be a better leader. He'd have to shell out $39.99, but that's probably worth it to no longer be the train fart guy.
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Everything is data these days. Facebook, Google, and Amazon are constantly collecting it and using it to form buyer personas. But it turns out that humans are still fairly complicated little buggers, which is why data scientists get paid big money to compile, analyze, and visualize data to make business insights. Want to know how that all works, and maybe eventually make said big money to do it? Pick up this bundle for $29 today.
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